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Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still alive. He said that the England Team performance on Saturday was completely shit. British intelligence officers have dismissed the claim, stating that the message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.
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FIFA has released a statement saying the fan didn't break into the dressing room after all, but was let in by Rob Green (goalkeeper).
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What's the difference between Rob Green's spill and BP's spill?
Robert Green has got a cap for his.
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Fabio Capello told Wayne Rooney to have a long look at himself in the mirror. Like that's going to improve his confidence?
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England games have been moved to the Adult Gay channel as the sight of 11 arseholes getting hammered for 90 minutes was too explicit for terrestrial TV.
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South African Police have been plagued with thieving , drug dealing and sex fiends, they say things will improve when John Terry's family f*ck off home!
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England has sensationally turned down a £70 million deal with a dog food company.
Fans said the thought of the team wearing a shirt with WINALOT on the front was taking the p*ss
England are to change their shirts. The three lions will be replaced with three tampons to represent the worst f*cking period they've ever had.
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Osama bin Laden has just released a new TV message to prove he is still alive. He said that the England Team performance on Saturday was completely shit. British intelligence officers have dismissed the claim, stating that the message could have been recorded anytime in the last 44 years.
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FIFA has released a statement saying the fan didn't break into the dressing room after all, but was let in by Rob Green (goalkeeper).
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What's the difference between Rob Green's spill and BP's spill?
Robert Green has got a cap for his.
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Fabio Capello told Wayne Rooney to have a long look at himself in the mirror. Like that's going to improve his confidence?
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England games have been moved to the Adult Gay channel as the sight of 11 arseholes getting hammered for 90 minutes was too explicit for terrestrial TV.
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South African Police have been plagued with thieving , drug dealing and sex fiends, they say things will improve when John Terry's family f*ck off home!
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England has sensationally turned down a £70 million deal with a dog food company.
Fans said the thought of the team wearing a shirt with WINALOT on the front was taking the p*ss
England are to change their shirts. The three lions will be replaced with three tampons to represent the worst f*cking period they've ever had.
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