Fastest color ~ proof it's "RED"!!!

The Itch

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:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:"The debate is over!!!":evil::evil::evil::evil::evil:

It is a scientific fact that black absorbs more light than RED. This makes black move through any matter "in a lighted environment" SLOWER and increases it gravitational mass. All friction taken into account proves that black (though lovely) is truly the slowest color of the spectrum. DO NOT ARGUE WITH THE DATA!!! Grey would be the next slowest. In a black and white environment RED is invisible, I guess that makes it faster than light..? NOW WE ALL KNOW!!! THE END!!!:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
 
Kevan said:
Sorry Itch.
We covered this last year, with an astrophysicist on hand:

http://www.vtcoa.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6027

SORRY… WOW you guys had an astrosdisisidnfu WTF…(BEER) The problem is you looked at the fastest COLORS and not the effect of COLOR!!! DUH!!! Color is the problem… Black absorbs all the colors of light. Every beam of light is absorbed and creating friction… Holy crap! I’m drunk and understand that friction will slow an object traveling through any medium. Of the colors of the DODGE spectrum RED, "RED" is the one moving though the mediums the fastest! DERRRRRRR!!!!:dontknow: Any idiot can see this fact!:rock: :rock: :rock: :rock:
 
Who cares what Kevan says - RED IS FASTEST, PRETTIEST and the color of MINE :D :D :D :rock:

Man Itch, you type small :D :p Give us old folks a break :elefant: :dontknow: :D
 
Kevan said:
Except that all light travels at the same speed.

From my previous post:



"The way I look at it, all colors travel at the same speed but black requires more energy(Carries more energy) to get it's butt up to speed . Red takes less energy(Carries less energy) but travel at the same speed.

So which one is the fastest? You need x amount Black power to travel at the speed of light. You need a fraction of Red power to do the same thing. Hence red is the fastest and most effecient....

P.S. All other SRT10s but Red ones are the reason we get the gas guzzler rep...They require more gas to go the same speed..."
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Now that you commoners have kicked this around a little, allow the Prof to opine.

The fact is that Black does absorb more energy. So our black trucks act like black holes. The attraction of items is so strong (make note of dust and expense) that everything within millions of light years is attracted and sucked in by a gravitational pull so strong that not even light can escape (hence the name 'black hole').

Now since black attracts all of that energy, in a contest for speed, between a black truck and a red truck it is inevitable that the timing lights at the end of the track will be sucked up by the black truck, not the red truck. You cannot refute science, remember: parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one of them a little.

And that is the truth...
 
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Prof said:
Now that you commoners have kicked this around a little, allow the Prof to opine.

The fact is that Black does absorb more energy. So our black trucks act like black holes. The attraction of items is so strong (make note of dust and expense) that everything within millions of light years is attracted and sucked in by a gravitational pull so strong that not even light can escape (hence the name 'black hole').

Now since black attracts all of that energy, in a contest for speed, between a black truck and a red truck it is inevitable that the timing lights at the end of the track will be sucked up by the black truck, not the red truck. You cannot refute science, remember: parallel lines never meet, unless you bend one of them a little.

And that is the truth...

DITTO!!!!:D :p
 
again...the same debate over and over....simply stated,

BLACK IS THE FASTEST COLOR

AND QUAD CABS ARE FOR WOMEN

RED TRUCKS ARE OWNED BY PEOPLE WITH SMALL OR MISSING WEENIES (HAD TO KEEP IT CLEAN FOR THE NON OFFENSIVE)...JUST ASK WIFEY
 
The Itch said:
:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:"The debate is over!!!":evil::evil::evil::evil::evil:

It is a scientific fact that black absorbs more light than RED. This makes black move through any matter "in a lighted environment" SLOWER and increases it gravitational mass. All friction taken into account proves that black (though lovely) is truly the slowest color of the spectrum. DO NOT ARGUE WITH THE DATA!!! Grey would be the next slowest. In a black and white environment RED is invisible, I guess that makes it faster than light..? NOW WE ALL KNOW!!! THE END!!!:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
I like your way of thinking!
 
Go look at the timeslip section, you homo's. :D

Fastest truck on the board.....Silver QC
Fastest RC truck (previous record)....Silver RC
Fastest N/A truck......Silver RC


...nuff said! :p
 
ViperTruck2933 said:
Go look at the timeslip section, you homo's. :D

Fastest truck on the board.....Silver QC
Fastest RC truck (previous record)....Silver RC
Fastest N/A truck......Silver RC


...nuff said! :p


Time slip section is for those who have to have admiration.

There are many here who do not need the adoration of others...and are comfortable in their own knowledge of their performance. I always thought the texts said that red vehicles were the manifestation of that small penis syndrome, but obviously from your post, and the "time slip" section it has also infected the owners of some silver trucks.
 
Prof said:
Time slip section is for those who have to have admiration.

There are many here who do not need the adoration of others...and are comfortable in their own knowledge of their performance. I always thought the texts said that red vehicles were the manifestation of that small penis syndrome, but obviously from your post, and the "time slip" section it has also infected the owners of some silver trucks.
We can't help it that we're quicker Roy. :D :D :D
 
Come on everyone, lets face the facts. There is no denying the fact that nothing looks better than a cleaned and polished BLACK truck!:rock:
We all know it, there is no way around it, facts are facts!:D

Bill.
 
Here is what my truck looks like from tim's viewkyle's pics 119.JPG :burnout: :D :driver: :vroam: :reddy:
 
............................ SILVER!

............................ 10.73 @ 126/mph! thx nowwhat.

NUFF SAID,
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