TREKER
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You win a beautiful trip to downtown Harlem, NY. Yes... Enjoy the endless days of overcrowded apartment houses, the smell of human feces, and all the drugs you can afford to take. They're cheap cause you're not really getting what you think it is anyway. 
You will spend 2 night (if you survive) in the glamourous Paradise hotel. Look right passed the hourly rates because you have this little patch of heaven for 2 full days. Free shower (down the hall), will wisk you away to the smell of lead paint as the asbestos fills your lungs. Dont mind the roaches either, they are harmless and a good source of protein. Find them in your unrefridgerated minibar filling their tiny disease ridden bodies on expired candy bars.
At night, you can take your chances of walking the fine streets on NY to any restaurant of your choice. Dont look for a cab, they hide once the sun goes down. And if you actually survive the night out without getting mugged. You will get back to your room and fall (try) asleep to the endless screams of beaten women and gun fire.
Yes, this trip is the perfect getaway for you Roz...
You will spend 2 night (if you survive) in the glamourous Paradise hotel. Look right passed the hourly rates because you have this little patch of heaven for 2 full days. Free shower (down the hall), will wisk you away to the smell of lead paint as the asbestos fills your lungs. Dont mind the roaches either, they are harmless and a good source of protein. Find them in your unrefridgerated minibar filling their tiny disease ridden bodies on expired candy bars.
At night, you can take your chances of walking the fine streets on NY to any restaurant of your choice. Dont look for a cab, they hide once the sun goes down. And if you actually survive the night out without getting mugged. You will get back to your room and fall (try) asleep to the endless screams of beaten women and gun fire.
Yes, this trip is the perfect getaway for you Roz...
