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Top Ten Signs Your Monkey Is A Genius


10. Won 30 grand on Jeopardy's monkey week

9. Only guy in your house that has any idea what's happening on "Lost"

8. Got 1600 on the monkey SAT's

7. Bought Chiquita at $1.50 a share

6. Banned from all casinos for card counting

5. Will only eat bananas if they've been flambeed with rum

4. Uses his tail to make adorable shadow puppets of today's hottest stars

3. Knows the recipe for a dynamite banana daiquiri

2. The NSA hired him to wire all of your fruits and vegetables

1. Long ago, he warned his cousin Bubbles to stay the hell away from Michael Jackson
 
What you on codeine for (as if you need a reason)? Everything OK?
 
Last week when I did a run to tampa and back I left charlotte down 77/26/95 and as you know its pretty much a straight shot, cruise constrol style.

didnt move for a long while and got into ga and went to stretch out a bit, well somehhow or another pulled a muscle from my shoulder to my riight behind my ear:confused: , didnt hurt to bad, jsut a pinch at the time.

well the next day had a killer migrane:eek:

then with the added stress of late, it seems to ahve gotten worse, cant move my gord from left to right, and one side of the ol gord is like its on fire, and cant seem to stand the sunlight:eek:

soooo, even tho I am against taking anything I had to break down, goodies, tylenol jsut wastn wroking, the bad thing is since I dont take any pharmacuticals, uh, they have a bvery strong effect:p , My neck dont hurt to much, but my walking and other skllls are suffereing:) :marchmellow:
 
Sorry to hear your not feeling well. But look on the bright side. I think your spelling has improved some. Take a little more.:D:D
 
SilvrSRT10 said:
Sorry to hear your not feeling well. But look on the bright side. I think your spelling has improved some. Take a little more.:D:D
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LOLOL yeah i have to keep going back and retyping:D

it'll get better soon:p I like mommas neck rubs:) hmmmthis could last for months:D
 
Stinker said:
Last week when I did a run to tampa and back I left charlotte down 77/26/95 and as you know its pretty much a straight shot, cruise constrol style.

didnt move for a long while and got into ga and went to stretch out a bit, well somehhow or another pulled a muscle from my shoulder to my riight behind my ear:confused: , didnt hurt to bad, jsut a pinch at the time.

well the next day had a killer migrane:eek:

then with the added stress of late, it seems to ahve gotten worse, cant move my gord from left to right, and one side of the ol gord is like its on fire, and cant seem to stand the sunlight:eek:

soooo, even tho I am against taking anything I had to break down, goodies, tylenol jsut wastn wroking, the bad thing is since I dont take any pharmacuticals, uh, they have a bvery strong effect:p , My neck dont hurt to much, but my walking and other skllls are suffereing:) :marchmellow:
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If you need anything shithead, you know who to call. (Eddie you probably ought to turn your answering machine on):D :D :D
 
Stinker said:
LOLOL yeah i have to keep going back and retyping:D

it'll get better soon:p I like mommas neck rubs:) hmmmthis could last for months:D
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Yeeeaaahhhh, I think your neck problem thing must be contagious. I think I need a neck rub too. Is Joanne taking appointments? :D Nevermind, I'll get my wife to handle it. She gets kinda testy when other women touch me.:dontknow:
 
SilvrSRT10 said:
Yeeeaaahhhh, I think your neck problem thing must be contagious. I think I need a neck rub too. Is Joanne taking appointments? :D Nevermind, I'll get my wife to handle it. She gets kinda testy when other women touch me.:dontknow:
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LOLOL I hear ya bud:D women are sorta possessive of good things arent they:rock: :p
 
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