ram_vs_cougar
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Funny short letters. My favorite is the one to the iceberg. lol
Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome
Sincerely, Alcohol
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming.
Karma's a b!tch.
Sincerely, The Titanic
Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say "I don't know, let's Yahoo! It..." Just saying...
Sincerely, Google
Dear 2010,
So I heard the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely, 1985
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That Little Triangle
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely, BP
Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely, Unimpressed
Dear Nickleback,
That's enough.
Sincerely, The World
Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
Please make one for every skin color.
Sincerely, Black People
Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco...
Sincerely, United States
Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely, Superman
Dear Mr. Gump,
WTF are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTLY what you're gonna get...
Sincerely, Jenny
Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendar ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy OK?
Sincerely, The Mayans
Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely, Native Americans
Dear iPhone,
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely, Every iPhone User
Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up...
Sincerely, The Girls of Jersey Shore
Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely, Elephant
Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome
Sincerely, Alcohol
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming.
Karma's a b!tch.
Sincerely, The Titanic
Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say "I don't know, let's Yahoo! It..." Just saying...
Sincerely, Google
Dear 2010,
So I heard the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened?!
Sincerely, 1985
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely, That Little Triangle
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
Sincerely, BP
Dear Fox News,
So far, no news about foxes.
Sincerely, Unimpressed
Dear Nickleback,
That's enough.
Sincerely, The World
Dear Skin-Colored Band Aids,
Please make one for every skin color.
Sincerely, Black People
Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco...
Sincerely, United States
Dear Batman,
What was your power again?
Sincerely, Superman
Dear Mr. Gump,
WTF are you talking about? There's a little diagram on the lid that tells you EXACTLY what you're gonna get...
Sincerely, Jenny
Dear World,
Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendar ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy OK?
Sincerely, The Mayans
Dear White People,
Don't you just hate immigrants?
Sincerely, Native Americans
Dear iPhone,
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut.
Sincerely, Every iPhone User
Dear Trash,
At least you get picked up...
Sincerely, The Girls of Jersey Shore
Dear Man,
It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?
Sincerely, Elephant