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>
> In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white
male,
> resident of Dekalb, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday.
>
> Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public
indecency
> and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
>
> The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to
> stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no
one
> around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a
> phone interview.
>
> Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,
picked
> out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in
> it, and proceeded to satisfy his need.
>
> "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident
> embarrassment.
>
> In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County
> police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until Officer
Brenda
> Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,"
said
> Officer Taylor.
>
> "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's... just working away at this pumpkin."
>
> Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I
> just went up and said, Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are
> screwing a pumpkin? "He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was
> there, and then looked me straight in the face and said...
>
> "A pumpkin? Damn... is it midnight already?"
>
>
> In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22-year-old white
male,
> resident of Dekalb, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday.
>
> Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public
indecency
> and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
>
> The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to
> stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no
one
> around here for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a
> phone interview.
>
> Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road,
picked
> out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in
> it, and proceeded to satisfy his need.
>
> "I guess I was just really into it, you know?" he commented with evident
> embarrassment.
>
> In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County
> police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until Officer
Brenda
> Taylor approached him. "It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,"
said
> Officer Taylor.
>
> "I walked up to (Lawrence) and he's... just working away at this pumpkin."
>
> Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I
> just went up and said, Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you are
> screwing a pumpkin? "He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was
> there, and then looked me straight in the face and said...
>
> "A pumpkin? Damn... is it midnight already?"
>
