Guts VS Balls

[Texas Yellow Fever]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really

know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed:



GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being

met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you

still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"



BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling

of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the

butt and having the balls to say, "You're next."



I hope this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is no

difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

 

[Floor]

you never met my wife apparently... these are no options for me.

 

[Django]

I hope this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is no

difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

No argument there............ Except that it'd be worse then simple death....

D

 

[Annu Kumar]

Agree

 

[Brat]

agree,with all the above.

 

[BurntRubber]

3X agree, either way I would be ball-less or gut-less.

 

[QueLocura]

Man I would be penis, ball AND gut-less :dontknow: :afraid: :argh: :ahhhhh:

 

[QueLocura]

Hey Texas, I just realized...
I am member #43 and you are #44...yet you have 5,000+ posts and I am at 300. What's the deal here man?

 

[Floor]

Hey Texas, I just realized...
I am member #43 and you are #44...yet you have 5,000+ posts and I am at 300. What's the deal here man?

You still have a sexlife ?:dontknow:

 

[newmexicoviper]

Oya!!!

 

[Roz]

You still have a sexlife ?:dontknow:

:rofl: :rofl: :hahaha:

 

[Texas Yellow Fever]

Hey Texas, I just realized...
I am member #43 and you are #44...yet you have 5,000+ posts and I am at 300. What's the deal here man?

So maybe I talk a little too much...???

 

[6pakattack]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really

know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed:



GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being

met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you

still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"



BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling

of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the

butt and having the balls to say, "You're next."



I hope this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is no

difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

And that's where the Wedding Vows come into play,"UNTILL DEATH DO WE PART" !!!

 

[Goose]

And now I understand the difference.

 

[GILMO'S10]

yeah my wife would snip off my balls and then gut me after I said that!!
Funny chit though.One of these days I may be so drunk I will give it a try!!

 

[QueLocura]

You still have a sexlife ?:dontknow:

Yeah maybe you're right LMAO :rock: :dancing:

 

[QueLocura]

So maybe I talk a little too much...???

Maybe I don't talk enough...??? who knows!

 

[TheSickness]

Most of you Fat Bastards gut's hang past your balls

 

[Silverback]

Most of you Fat Bastards gut's hang past your balls

Is that any way to talk about dear old dad?:dontknow:

 

[TheSickness]

Is that any way to talk about dear old dad?:dontknow:

Yes...................:rofl: