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ever walked into a room only to wonder why?
ever been sitting at a stop light and the car next to ya move and you slam on the brakes harder?
how about walking up the stairs and think there is one more step?
or going down and think the same thing and bust your butt?
ever been talking to yourself and someone walk into the room and you start singing so they want think you are stupid?
ever look at ya watch then someone walk up and ask the time?and you have to look again.
ever drive down the road and stop at a light and wonder........where you were going?
ever lay in bed and notice if ya close one eye the pillow is lower and if ya close the other its higher?
ever go to sleep in the afternoon only to wake up and its dark and wonder what day it is?
ever sit on the toilet and get so relaxed you nod off?but lay in bed and can't sleep?
ever notice when on vacation the mirrors in the hotel bathrooms show every imperfection on your skin?
ever call somebody only to hang uo when they answer because you don't remember who ya called?
ever go to the grocery store to get bread and bring everything but home?
ever make yourself a drink,sit it down and leave the room only to return and wonder where you set it?
ever hit the wipers to turn left in a car you've driven for years?
how many times have you calledfor directions to somewhere only to loose them?
ever have to go so bad to the bathroom that you feel you might not make it only to get there and nothing happens?where does it go?
ever notice your dinner you had always wants to leave your body only when you are halfway home?why?
ever notice when at a hotel houskeeping always comes when you are naked?
ever need to sneeze while peeing?can't physically do it!
why?
because your brain knows you'll blow your asswhole out!
ever notice you read this enitre thread and you don't remember why?
ever walked into a room only to wonder why?
ever been sitting at a stop light and the car next to ya move and you slam on the brakes harder?
how about walking up the stairs and think there is one more step?
or going down and think the same thing and bust your butt?
ever been talking to yourself and someone walk into the room and you start singing so they want think you are stupid?
ever look at ya watch then someone walk up and ask the time?and you have to look again.
ever drive down the road and stop at a light and wonder........where you were going?
ever lay in bed and notice if ya close one eye the pillow is lower and if ya close the other its higher?
ever go to sleep in the afternoon only to wake up and its dark and wonder what day it is?
ever sit on the toilet and get so relaxed you nod off?but lay in bed and can't sleep?
ever notice when on vacation the mirrors in the hotel bathrooms show every imperfection on your skin?
ever call somebody only to hang uo when they answer because you don't remember who ya called?
ever go to the grocery store to get bread and bring everything but home?
ever make yourself a drink,sit it down and leave the room only to return and wonder where you set it?
ever hit the wipers to turn left in a car you've driven for years?
how many times have you calledfor directions to somewhere only to loose them?
ever have to go so bad to the bathroom that you feel you might not make it only to get there and nothing happens?where does it go?
ever notice your dinner you had always wants to leave your body only when you are halfway home?why?
ever notice when at a hotel houskeeping always comes when you are naked?
ever need to sneeze while peeing?can't physically do it!
why?
because your brain knows you'll blow your asswhole out!
ever notice you read this enitre thread and you don't remember why?
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