ROKTMAN
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An 85-year-old couple, having been married almost 60 years, died in a car
>> crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due to her
>> interest in health food and exercise.
>>
>> When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion,
>> which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen, master bath suite and
>> Jacuzzi. As they "ooohed and aaahed," the old man asked Peter how much
>> all this was going to cost.
>>
>> "It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven."
>>
>> Next, they went out back to see the championship golf course. They would
>> have golfing privileges every day and each week the course changed to a
>> new one representing the great golf courses on earth.
>>
>> The old man asked, "What are the green fees?"
>>
>> Peter's reply, "This is heaven, you play for free."
>>
>> Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the
>> cuisines of the world laid out.
>>
>> "How much to eat?" asked the old man.
>>
>> "Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it is free!" Peter replied.
>>
>> "Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods?" the old man
>> asked timidly.
>>
>> "That's the best part...you can eat as much as you like of whatever you
>> like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven."
>>
>> The old man looked at his wife and said, "You and your bran muffins. I
>> could have been here ten years ago!"
>> crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due to her
>> interest in health food and exercise.
>>
>> When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion,
>> which was decked out with a beautiful kitchen, master bath suite and
>> Jacuzzi. As they "ooohed and aaahed," the old man asked Peter how much
>> all this was going to cost.
>>
>> "It's free," Peter replied, "this is Heaven."
>>
>> Next, they went out back to see the championship golf course. They would
>> have golfing privileges every day and each week the course changed to a
>> new one representing the great golf courses on earth.
>>
>> The old man asked, "What are the green fees?"
>>
>> Peter's reply, "This is heaven, you play for free."
>>
>> Next they went to the clubhouse and saw the lavish buffet lunch with the
>> cuisines of the world laid out.
>>
>> "How much to eat?" asked the old man.
>>
>> "Don't you understand yet? This is heaven, it is free!" Peter replied.
>>
>> "Well, where are the low fat and low cholesterol foods?" the old man
>> asked timidly.
>>
>> "That's the best part...you can eat as much as you like of whatever you
>> like and you never get fat and you never get sick. This is Heaven."
>>
>> The old man looked at his wife and said, "You and your bran muffins. I
>> could have been here ten years ago!"
