Hello from Hell

[TheSickness]

Here I sit broken hearted. Tried to Shit but only farted Hey guys still in the frickin hospital. I would just like to say thanks to all of you Bastards that have called me and sent well wishes on the other threads :rock: Well Kris came with my family and brought me some real food :rock: :rock: and his laptop for a few so I thought I would start a stupid thread from my bed. The foot is Fucked up and the infection is in the Bone, so the worst case scenario has happend. I will be out of work for a additional 6 weeks Yeah we are Phugged up but thats the breaks So for those of you that want to help out please do so. Right now I have a bet going on the Chicago game with my nurse. 1 jello and 2 packs of Graham crackers So if anyone of you Douche bags want in on that action call me in my room...

Shawn is in for one green jello.......It's a Mormon thing I hope you all had a great Turkey day and I hope you are all healthy. I wont be able to check this thread until I get out of the hospital....But just so none of you Dork's dont feel left out..I am saving all my pee pee buckets and IV stuff to send off for X-mas gifts I even have a nice collection of fecal material that I am sending to my favorite person in Washington.....The food here sucks, but the nurses are hotter than hell Well some of them anyway...I have even seen a few that are acceptable for you HoMo's that like to go Hoggin :rock: :rock:

Love you all and cant wait to get out of this and be able to walk again BTW I like the 2 hands on the sholder proctological exams I had no idea that could be done :dontknow: Jack you better call me you old Basatrd :idea: or I will have to crank call you at 5 am the rest of the week and when I get back..I may have to ban your Ass ..................Sick out

 

[Silverback]

Hello Mike

I would call, but I feel like shit myself. The fucking flu shot worked. I got the flu.

How much longer are you in for? I will try to call later in the week.

Take care son.

Love dad.:star:

 

[JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE]

Hey prick, gotta alot of things on the board getting ready for fla, but I WILL call:rock:

besides that goober lip, tell Jalen to kick ya in the balls, and quit being a little bitch about a paper cut and get your ass back to work crybaby!!!LOLOLOLOL

Glad your getting better bro.

 

[Rockin Ronnie]

Yeah Kris Is Alright!! I'll Have To Send Some Dancing Girls To Your Room!!LMAO!! Mama's Gonna Kick My Ass........Bwahahahahaah. Seriously I hope You get better soon bro!! It's no fun without having your ummmm ........commentary!!!!Hahahaahah!!!
:burnout: :burnout: :burnout:

 

[Bone]

So if anyone of you Douche bags want in on that action call me in my room...

I'll get in on that bet.

I'll take NE.

I'll give you 20 bucks if the Bears win, and you owe me some jello packs if NE wins.

 

[ViperTruck2933]

Sick,

Best wishes from St. Louie Bro. Hope you get better soon. Hospitals suck. Hurry up and get the heck out of there.:rock:

 

[sleeper]

Hey Sickness, I hope you get well soon!

 

[FlyingLow]

Just a reminder that I can take pay-pal for Mikey. [email protected] If you need an address to send any much needed help then I have that also.

Smoke

 

[ntw0rk]

PP sent.


Get better soon you old gerbiler! (I just made up a word! If this were the Offensive section, I'd explain what it means if you don't know!)

 

[Django]

Mikey,

Been tryin' to get thru to yerass on the phone... Its always fkn busy.... Guess lotsa folks are calling.... Get well soon bro...and get yerass home....

Timmy D

 

[KRAZYSRT10]

So I'm guessin' that mormon joke I made to Shawn on tuesday was probly not a good idea! OOPS!! Oh well, I used to be one...it happens! Glad you posted this and I didnt even find it until just now!! Can't wait for you to start HO-ing up our threads again you big Thread Slut!! We miss you Bro!!! By the way....I stole your Jell-O on the way out of the Hospital!!!!MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.........HA!!!!

 

[Rockin Ronnie]

So a little old lady spots a man walking down the street with a white shirt and a tie on and she says "oh you must be one of those nice mormon boys" and he says "no mam I actually just graduated from Attorney school" and she says " oh your playing for the other side" BWahahahahahahahahah!!!!!:burnout: :burnout: :burnout: :burnout:

 

[KRAZYSRT10]

So a little old lady spots a man walking down the street with a white shirt and a tie on and she says "oh you must be one of those nice mormon boys" and he says "no mam I actually just graduated from Attorney school" and she says " oh your playing for the other side" BWahahahahahahahahah!!!!!:burnout: :burnout: :burnout: :burnout:

UHHHHH....LMAO!!!!!

 

[ViperJeff]

Get well you little turd or I'll call the hospital and and order up another one of the prostate exams for you

 

[KRAZYSRT10]

Get well you little turd or I'll call the hospital and and order up another one of the prostate exams for you

I beat you too it, He's got one scheduled for 3 am!!!

 

[ViperJeff]

I beat you too it, He's got one scheduled for 3 am!!!

WOW....

He's in trouble now, he's got another one scheduled for 4 am, by Big Hands Fred

 

[KRAZYSRT10]

WOW....

He's in trouble now, he's got another one scheduled for 4 am, by Big Hands Fred

ROFLMAO!!! He's gonna have his "AZZ" full!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!:rock:

 

[Mrs.Sickness]

Can I get in on the fun here?

 

[KRAZYSRT10]

Can I get in on the fun here?

Sure...butt ur gonna have to schedule it with is Doc's!!LOL!!!:rock: :rock: :rock:

 

[ViperJeff]

Can I get in on the fun here?

Ummmmmmm

Do I have to be good now? :dontknow: