Hamrhead said:
:dontknow: I always figured if I was awake:dancing: it was a good enough reason to have a beer. 
I certainly won't disagree with you, but there are other 'forces' which may. So it's never a bad thing to have a back-up plan!Silverback said:An excuse to drink
Just remember tomorrow that you will return to being a Ass wipe just like always:rock: But for today you are a super Transtesticled Tranvestite and you get a reprieve from me calling you any vulgarities like Shitbag, Shitbrick, Cum guzzling gutter slut, Fuckstick, Fuckface, Goo bag milker, Ecunt , Baby batter breath, Choad warrior, Gloryhole jizz catching machine of Lust, Anal wart, or Sizzle Tit's lover or rump ranger:burnout: No ! You wont here that from me at all....For today it's your special day. After all 57 only comes around once in life Unless you are a Gorilla then it comes twice:damnmate: Go figure ? Anyway my stretch marks around the mouthed friend....Happy Mother Fucking birthday you Rotten bag of Hemorphodite ejaculate:thefinger: :thefinger: :thefinger: :thefinger: :thefinger: :thefinger: :thefinger: :thefinger: :thefinger: :thefinger: Oh ! Almost forgot :thefinger: I cant believe you ARE holding out on the brotherhood by being a Fuckin Turdlicker....START POSTING you little Bun Bitch !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:thrasher: :shot: :birthday: :flute: :marchmellow: Muhahahahahahahaahha Bwahahahaahahhaha:canabis: :canabis: :canabis: Thaty Fuckin Smiley rocks Thanks Jack :canabis: arty:
TheSickness said:Happy Birthday my brother from New Jersey:rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :star: :2in1:
You better start posting up on this site or I will personally come to that pustulating Fuck wound of a state you live in and rip your esophagus out with my bare hand and Lung Fuck you until your spleen bleeds and I enpregnate you with the holy Sickness seed of love...You rotten non posting festering enema of Yak splooge
P.S. To all site members and Turd Licking Spies....I am starting my own Greeting Card business...If you would like me to wish you a happy Birthday or do your wedding announcements...I am availiable for a small service fee and the chance to have sex with your first born
Silverback said:Damn.:afraid: Almost makes me wish I die before my next birthday.
Wow, Jack was feeling Birthday Smiley gernerous today!! - GO JACKFSTJACK said:
I think he made it clear on the Gorilla part - they turn 57 twice, so you are outta luck!!Silverback said:Damn.:afraid: Almost makes me wish I die before my next birthday.
Craig said:
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