Home Depot Scam...

Texas Yellow Fever

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This is a repost I think, but it's still funny as hell!

A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th; Also November 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So please be careful and pass on.
 
Texas Yellow Fever said:
On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen October 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th; Also November 1st, 3rd, twice on the 7th, three times just yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend. So please be careful and pass on.

That's how Mikey hurt his foot climbing over the seat... :eek: :rolleyes: :D
 
All Right!! What's Up?? I spent all day running around hitting 5 Home Depots and and 3 Lowes and noting happened. Apparently the scam hasn't made it to NC.
Dammit!!
 
SilvrSRT10 said:
All Right!! What's Up?? I spent all day running around hitting 5 Home Depots and noting happened. Apparently the scam hasn't made it to NC.
Dammit!!

I think you are missing the backseat, Bro... :D
 
SilvrSRT10 said:
Doah!! Should have taken the Tahoe......I'll try again tomorrow.:D

With as much room as a tahoe, you might want to bring an extra set of clothes... :)
 
SilvrSRT10 said:
All Right!! What's Up?? I spent all day running around hitting 5 Home Depots and and 3 Lowes and noting happened. Apparently the scam hasn't made it to NC.
Dammit!!

What's the current temperature in NC right now?:confused: :dontknow: They might have been wearing mucklucks and down coats by this time. Hell, they do that in the Seattle area in mid summer.:mad:
 
Silverback said:
What's the current temperature in NC right now?:confused: :dontknow: They might have been wearing mucklucks and down coats by this time. Hell, they do that in the Seattle area in mid summer.:mad:
Actually not too bad temp wise. Low 60's today but crummy rainy weather. It was almost like mild hurricane weather today. Bands of rain and wind with moments of clearing and a little sun. The Wilmington area really caught it on the chin. Reports of up to eight dead after early morning tornado's. Wasn't that bad here. Just a little lightning, thunder and lots of rain. Maybe the Home Depot/Lowes scammers will be back out tomorrow.
 

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