Texas Yellow Fever
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HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
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> 1) Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
> work boots.
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> 2) Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans,
> and a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several
> NRA magazines.
>
> 3) Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
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> 4) Leave a note on your door that reads:
>
> Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,
> I went to the gun shop for more ammo. Back in an hour.
> Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
> I don't think K iller took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the
> blood.
>
> PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside."
>
>
>
> 1) Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16
> work boots.
>
> 2) Place them on your front porch, along with several empty beer cans,
> and a copy of Guns & Ammo magazine and several
> NRA magazines.
>
> 3) Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazine.
>
> 4) Leave a note on your door that reads:
>
> Hey Bubba, Big Jim, Duke and Slim,
> I went to the gun shop for more ammo. Back in an hour.
> Don't mess with the pit bulls -- they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up real bad.
> I don't think K iller took part in it but it was hard to tell from all the
> blood.
>
> PS - I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside."
>
