How fast?

[mauiSRT/10]

Saw a dude in a Mercedez ML 55 AMG SUV. He had aftermarket rims and nerf bars on it. It looked ok if you like soccer mom vehicles. Now the pretty boy driving it, looked a little too confident driving it. Is his confidence from the beast under the hood or the "Enzite" pills he is taking?:dontknow: Bottom line...... Can we take him? Time share salesmen need to be put in their place........the toilet!!!!:rock: :burnout: LOL


patrick

 

[Black1]

0-60 in 6.24 sec. and 0-100 in 16.48 sec.

They are only rated at 342HP. You can take him.

 

[HaulinAsp]

LOL take em out and ask questions later- that's my method, ya never know when some hot shoe will succumb to driver error-LOL

 

[mmmmtorque]

Just for being a timeshare salesman you should spank his a$$

No worries, you will smokem Patrick

 

[mauiSRT/10]

Just for being a timeshare salesman you should spank his a$$

No worries, you will smokem Patrick

They are the worst!!! We are infested with them here......uke: uke: uke:


thanks guys

patrick

 

[KRAZYSRT10]

They are the worst!!! We are infested with them here......uke: uke: uke:


thanks guys

patrick

But I thought you were a timeshare salesman!

 

[irish boy]

yeah we're quicker than ml55's.......theres a new ml63 out tho......that worries me!!

 

[WAZZSUP]

patrick.......wazzsubie. Tell me something my good man.....do you have X-Mas lights in your Palm Tree? That has to be my favorite TV Ad....when that guy flicks the X-Mas light on his Island Tree.......If you can do that, your living well, and if so, post me a picture, thanks dude.

Oh, and I happen to like soccer mom's. And I know you don't street race, so don't worry about that grocery getter'

 

[Black1]

patrick.......wazzsubie. Tell me something my good man.....do you have X-Mas lights in your Palm Tree? That has to be my favorite TV Ad....when that guy flicks the X-Mas light on his Island Tree.......If you can do that, your living well. and if so, post me a picture, thanks dude.

I wish I could climb my fat ass up there to put lights on mine....

I love that Corona Commercial too.

 

[mauiSRT/10]

patrick.......wazzsubie. Tell me something my good man.....do you have X-Mas lights in your Palm Tree? That has to be my favorite TV Ad....when that guy flicks the X-Mas light on his Island Tree.......If you can do that, your living well, and if so, post me a picture, thanks dude.

Oh, and I happen to like soccer mom's. And I know you don't street race, so don't worry about that grocery getter'

I will try to get a pic tonight for ya!!!!
I never said I didnt like soccer moms........some are quite milfy!!! Its when a dude is driving a car only a chick should drive, thats when I have a problem!! LOL
Street race, never.......but smoke him from a light, scare him with my x metal inspired exhaust and cause him to drop his cell phone into his Starbucks.......well that would be priceless!!!!!! LOL

patrick

 

[Marc T]

You may wish to think twice about a run from a light, Patrick!! I believe those things have traction control, he will get at least a car length on you before you hook up, but you will reel him in!! If theres enough room on that little island!!:dontknow:

 

[azpyroguy]

I know what you mean about guys driving Soccer mom vehicles... I was on Grand Ave today coming back from lunch, and was in the middle lane, he was in the outside lane which ended about 500-750 feet ahead.. so he though instead of merging behind me he though he would try and pass me and pull in front of me...

He got me out of hole (only because I was not planning on a show down...), but when I saw what his game was...I matted it and left him in a cloud of white smoke.... and lots of noise...

I think I scared him... because he then stayed behind me about 1500 feet the rest of the way...

I dont recall what he was driving but I think it was some import mini SUV or minivan thing... didnt look back to much to care...

 

[Azmotorhead]

I could take him with my HEMI:burnout:

 

[mauiSRT/10]

You may wish to think twice about a run from a light, Patrick!! I believe those things have traction control, he will get at least a car length on you before you hook up, but you will reel him in!! If theres enough room on that little island!!:dontknow:

Traction does seem to be optional now with the 4.88's!!!! LOL Was turning right at a light yesterday and gave her just enough... er... too much gas and didtn realize I was sliding until I shifted to second, then the backend righted itself straight!!! :dontknow: I was like......"oops"....looking in my rearview mirror to see if I scared anybody behind or beside me!!! Funny thing was I really wasnt on the gas to the point when I know I am gonna break em free......but I was not completely straight when I did give it some juice. I guess I broke the golden rule.....easy on the gas until straight!!!

patrick