HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH

[eddie102870]

> HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
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> 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
> 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
> 4 Leave a note on your door that reads:
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> Bubba,
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> Big'un, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.
> Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
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> Cooter

 

[ZCx]

LMAO:rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock:
and it would work also

 

[JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE]

Does Cooter work for JB Hunt?

 

[VIPR PWR]

Damn thats what I use for my security system.....Works great....:rock::rock::rock::rock::rock::rock:

 

[ZCx]

screw JB HUNT

 

[black pearl]

Deep South Auto & Home Security

 

[iraqivet01]

In my neighborhood, they would just steal my boots and the dog dish.

 

[eddie102870]

Does Cooter work for JB Hunt?

thought you would enjoy that text message

 

[Venom Power]

Isn't that the security system you use on your mansion located south of the Mason-Dixon line Tony? I bet it works well.

 

[JTS VENOM PERFORMANCE]

I got my own security system , with the last pic being the scariest



anyone got balls enough to enter the yard?

 

[brokenarrow184]

That works well around here! People often aske me what to do about home security and I usually tell them to get a large dog. Doesnt really matter if the dog is mean or barks loud, most crooks will head next door if they see a dog!

And, if you dont wanna mess with the large dog then just get the "beware of dog" signs and put them on your front door and fence.

 

[Venom Power]

I leave .45 casings obviously laying around my front door area and under every window with an occassional shot gun shell here and there. I've got the most sinister lawn and garden in the hood.