> HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
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> 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
> 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
> 4 Leave a note on your door that reads:
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> Bubba,
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> Big'un, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.
> Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
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> Cooter
1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.
>
> 2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine.
> 3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
> 4 Leave a note on your door that reads:
>
> Bubba,
>
> Big'un, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer.
> Back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls - they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside.
>
> Cooter