How to roast a turkey

[SRT Dude]

How To Cook A Turkey:

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turk the bastey
Step 8: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer
Step 10: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 11: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 13: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 14: Turk the carvey
Step 15: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 16: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 17: Bless the dinner and pass out

 

[fastestbrickonearth]

That's was fretty punny...... Burp

 

[wesalbert]

It didn't say to buy whiskey. Think that should have been step 1 :dontknow:

 

[SRT Dude]

It didn't say to buy whiskey. Think that should have been step 1 :dontknow:

yes I guess this what the anal detailed posters would point out LOL :aetsch:

Have a great holiday

 

[ZCx]

lmao:rock::rock::rock:

or how to toast a rurkey