How to save the Airlines...

[Texas Yellow Fever]

HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES


Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?


The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.


Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back
20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."


Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.


Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?


Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

 

[mopar75110]

Steve for President!!

 

[NBT]

HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES


Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell -- They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?


The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women.


Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back
20% of the tips, including lap dances and "special services."


Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.


Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?


Sincerely,
Bill Clinton

Holden Airlines.... I like it Let's have a board meeting in Houston:rofl:

This time we can head right to the bar.... and get on with the flight attendant interviews:rock:

 

[Brat]

Holden Airlines.... I like it Let's have a board meeting in Houston:rofl:

This time we can head right to the bar.... and get on with the flight attendant interviews:rock:

carefull of the meetings in Houston you know how the last one turned out.

 

[greatone61]

I surely would be a frequent flyer. LOL!

 

[MUTT]

Holden Airlines.... I like it Let's have a board meeting in Houston:rofl:

This time we can head right to the bar.... and get on with the flight attendant interviews:rock:

kenny i would back you guys up, but havent we had enough problems with guys from texas??!!??!!

 

[Silverback]

Sorry, it was tried and failed. Hooters Airlines went out of business.

 

[belgiumbarry]

i think they used to do it already in private planes. There you see people falling of the boarding-ladder .Like presidents and ... yesyes, the Pope !

I also have that weaky feeling in my legs after a "flight".

 

[Kevan]

Sorry, it was tried and failed. Hooters Airlines went out of business.

There's a serious gap between Hooters and strippers.
Namely, clothes.

 

[Rockin Ronnie]

Hahahaahaha!! .........GAP???

 

[joemags54]

You are a genius!! Where do I make my reservations? There could even be a seperate window for currency exchange to singles!.One small Problem is, lap dances could only be offered in first class ! Texas got it goin' ON!