I have heard it all...Broken Penis..

[TNVIPER]

I guess this is just PG-13 stuff and non-offensive?..

I was going over taxes with one of my clients..We were discussing health insurance and unexpected health issues...he tells me that last week he broke his dick while having sex with his wife??....At first I thought he was joking..he said he heard 2 loud pops like popping your knuckles but nothing hurt...next day he says his dick is black...ends up having emergency surgery with 31 stitches.......this brings more meaning to "safe sex"...

.....link below...



http://www.altpenis.com/penis_news/broken_penis.shtml



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[Begood]

All I can say is....OUCH!

Bill.

 

[FATJACK]

Sounds to me like he is just bragging, I couldn't get 31 stitches in mine if they were piled on top of each other

 

[SilvrSRT10]

There's an older fella here in town that is married to a younger hottie. He tells a similar story about breaking his like it's a badge of honor.

 

[Rockin Ronnie]

Hahahahhahaahaha!!! Gives new meaning to Broke Dick!!

 

[Venom Power]

..............I don't know about yall but all this talk about broke dicks is making my tunica albuginea soft...

 

[Annu Kumar]

Permanent damage

 

[grace]

Unfortunately,I have seen it in the ER more than once!

 

[Brat]

Unfortunately,I have seen it in the ER more than once!

I would imagine that a sight you cant get out of your head.how are you doing Dawn hope all is well,give Julie a call shes bored.:rock:

 

[OCBob]

Sounds to me like he is just bragging, I couldn't get 31 stitches in mine if they were piled on top of each other

bwahahaha, might just be the reply of the month. LOL

 

[Silverback]

If she kisses it, it will get better.

 

[davo19]

Sounds to me like he is just bragging, I couldn't get 31 stitches in mine if they were piled on top of each other

HUNG LIKE A HOCKEY PUCK!!! lol...

 

[Django]

Brokedick Mountain......

Stay out of horsey bars .........

D

 

[grace]

I would imagine that a sight you cant get out of your head.how are you doing Dawn hope all is well,give Julie a call shes bored.:rock:

I'm doin OK...I'll give Julie a jingle tomorrow night

 

[TNVIPER]

I'm doin OK...I'll give Julie a jingle tomorrow night

Remember to practice safe sex...

 

[jelms]

Ouch for sure....

Roy might get a kick out of this one