I have priapism...

HOT RAM

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.................not from Viagra or Cialis. From my truck :rock:

The cool and dry weather and this new Stage II tune is just SEXY ! :rock: :D

I drove it for about 2 hrs and here it is 4 hrs later and I still have wood and a big,silly grin ! Seek medical attention ? No medicine can make me feel this good !

Truck is running incredibly smooth and strong ! I don't know what tweaks Dan ( Dan Cragin of DC Performance) threw on this one,but .....................

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
:congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats: :congrats:
:rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock:
:marchmellow: :marchmellow: :marchmellow: :marchmellow: :marchmellow:
 
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I saw the word and cracked up..........

On a side note: If I had an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, my doctor would be thee very last person that I'd be trying to reach....

I'd be resurrecting my old business: Aspen "Phone a Bone" Services....

Our motto: "No muff too tuff"

Glad to hear yer happy with your rig, Nels....

D
 
Django said:
I saw the word and cracked up..........

On a side note: If I had an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, my doctor would be thee very last person that I'd be trying to reach....

I'd be resurrecting my old business: Aspen "Phone a Bone" Services....

Our motto: "No muff too tuff"

Glad to hear yer happy with your rig, Nels....

D


Thanks ,D !

I am very happy this evening indeed ! Very productive weekend around the house and shop.ABSOLUTELY PERFECT weather ! Trucks are clean,shop is clean and organized,oil and brake lines are on the way,yard is clean,all bushes and hedges trimmed for another year or three and I had time for a ride in my truck this afternoon.The weather combined with the new tune made for SUPER ride !Also figured out what I thought was a problem and it wasn't after all.had to learn a new driving skill : To prevent surging with single-blade throttle bodies ..........lift foot off gas as soon as possible when not accelerating and especially over bumps."Surging" is merely a super-sensitive throttle.
 
Glad your happy, Nelson. The weather around here has be great this weekend. I also got lots done, and lots more to do.
 
Nearly 50 people looked and only three have posted anything


Whats up with that ? :dontknow: :confused: :dontknow:


That is about as funny as I get and only three people responded ?

Almost hurts my itty bitty feelings :(

:p :p :p :p :p

;) ;) ;) ;)

:D :D :D
 
.........................Nelson, I read the title without my glasses and thought it said you had a papsmire.. After I freaked:ahhhhh: I stumbled to get in this thread while rushing for my glasses. I just... you know.. :dontknow: was curious on how it went. But a great tune and the truck running better is interesting news too.:D
 
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HOT RAM said:
Nearly 50 people looked and only three have posted anything


Whats up with that ? :dontknow: :confused: :dontknow:


That is about as funny as I get and only three people responded ?

Almost hurts my itty bitty feelings :(

:p :p :p :p :p

;) ;) ;) ;)

:D :D :D


It's still quite early buddy. I can't even say I was up early to read it because it's 1:40 pm here.
 
Quick, find a sperm bank and let them milk it for all it's worth.

Bill.
 
i agree. weather has been great for frisky drivin.:burnout::burnout::burnout:

i walk with a limp for a couple of hours after i drive her. have to run the snake down my pants leg, don't ya know.:congrats::congrats::congrats:

every time i see the comm., when you turn your truck on, does it return the favor, there is always a loud YES.:rock::rock::rock:
 
andrew heywood said:
I love to hear that your happy after investing $$in your truck:rock: ....:D


Hahahaha.Thanks !
To me ,LOTS of $$$$$$$.Compared to a lot of guys on here,I am not even in the game,but it's still fun to me.Hopefully it will last longer.

I would have to borrow against my home to play in the big leagues of HP,but it is paid for and staying that way.No more debt for me.
 
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