Venom Power
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A GUY GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE
AT HIM AND SAY'S HELLO.
HE'S RATHER TAKEN ABACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS
HER FROM, SO HE SAYS "DO I KNOW YOU?"
TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOUR THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS."
HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL
TO HIS WIFE AND SAYS, "MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR
PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE
YOUR
PARTNER WHIPPED MY ASS WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP
MY BUTT?".
SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SONS MATH TEACHER."
AT HIM AND SAY'S HELLO.
HE'S RATHER TAKEN ABACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS
HER FROM, SO HE SAYS "DO I KNOW YOU?"
TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOUR THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS."
HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL
TO HIS WIFE AND SAYS, "MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR
PARTY THAT I LAID ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE
YOUR
PARTNER WHIPPED MY ASS WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK A CARROT UP
MY BUTT?".
SHE SAID "NO, I'M YOUR SONS MATH TEACHER."
