Identity theft

[sealalot]

Maybe Gaboon has the right idea.

Go to his house on Thursday and beat him senseless with a frozen turkey.

 

[TREKER]

If there wasn't a theft (other than your passwords and your privacy), you're gonna have a hard time getting the authorities to do anything with it. If the person's denying it, the cops are gonna have to put a good bit of work into making a case against them. They're not gonna put their computer techs on a case if something of cash value wasn't stolen.

The person who did that to you is a dick (or a bitch)...I'm suspecting the latter. I would assume if it was a guy (assuming you're a guy as well), you would have just beat his ass and been done with it.

Sorry to hear about that. It blows. I hope the cops in your area care enough to pursue it.

Lets just say I cannot go beat his ass. The reason for this is, there is nothing I can do to him physically that he has not already done to himself.

 

[BurntRubber]

Lay low for several months, do this before swithing clocks back. When the time is right(you will know). Go to his house late at night. you can blow up his car by igniting the gas tank or cut the brake lines.

Here are some key points.
Rent a car, something familiar on the road (impala, white) rent it for four days, use it the third day for operation "Jackin up a mofo". that night make sure you take the plate off the car, I would even go as far as to take a neighbors plate of at night but cover the far right 2 numbers. park far away from his house, you need time to get out of there but you want to be fa away because police will be there in about 11-12 minutes. this gives you time to blow up the car and run back and get out of there if done properly. there are a few other things you can do, put concrete in his water hose spickets - you need to push it up far in the spicket.
make sure you buy shoes that are 2 sizes larger than yours, wear only new clothes that have never been washed, wear gloves - never touch the rental or anything else.
hope this helps!

 

[BurntRubber]

Lets just say I cannot go beat his ass. The reason for this is, there is nothing I can do to him physically that he has not already done to himself.

1. large caliber bullets in between his fingers and squeze them. they will break.
2. quikctrete in the gas tank!

 

[Roz]

[threadjack] Note to self - DO NOT PISS CARLO OFF

That is all [/threadjack]

 

[BurntRubber]

Lets just say I cannot go beat his ass. The reason for this is, there is nothing I can do to him physically that he has not already done to himself.

I can bring a few scorpions home during christmas vacation?
should only paralyze him for a while, but its good fun~!

 

[azpyroguy]

This is what I do for a living... go here, and file a complaint... its the division of the FBI that investigates computer crimes.

http://www.ic3.gov/complaint/

Most local agencies dont want to deal with it.... because it "ain't important enough" but that is why ID theft is so proliferant, because local law enforcement would rather go deal with a speeder, or someone parking wrong... you have to force them to look into it...

You can really make this guys life hell...

Especially if you have him charged with the Computer Use and Abuse Act of 1986.

 

[Bone]

Trunk Monkey!

 

[Bone]

Actually, like Smoke said, 1st step is the three credit agencies to file a fraud alert to stop the bleeding.

When it happened to me, I took my documents to my OSI department on base. After about a year, they caught 8 people wanted by multiple law enforcement agencies. These crooks were running drugs through NJ/NY area. So I don't know if you have access to the OSI but they were extremely helpful with my case. I was working part time with the NSA and had contacts with them locally.

 

[mauiSRT/10]

That just sucks............you want to kick his azz but dont want to get arrested for that....... cops wont do anything.......it just sucks.

patrick

 

[Wifey]

Lay low for several months, do this before swithing clocks back. When the time is right(you will know). Go to his house late at night. you can blow up his car by igniting the gas tank or cut the brake lines.

Here are some key points.
Rent a car, something familiar on the road (impala, white) rent it for four days, use it the third day for operation "Jackin up a mofo". that night make sure you take the plate off the car, I would even go as far as to take a neighbors plate of at night but cover the far right 2 numbers. park far away from his house, you need time to get out of there but you want to be fa away because police will be there in about 11-12 minutes. this gives you time to blow up the car and run back and get out of there if done properly. there are a few other things you can do, put concrete in his water hose spickets - you need to push it up far in the spicket.
make sure you buy shoes that are 2 sizes larger than yours, wear only new clothes that have never been washed, wear gloves - never touch the rental or anything else.
hope this helps!

Disconnect Lo Jack in rental car and somehow get rid of any and all DNA that may be floating around somewhere. I watch CSI, do you???? :dontknow: :dontknow:

 

[BurntRubber]

Disconnect Lo Jack in rental car and somehow get rid of any and all DNA that may be floating around somewhere. I watch CSI, do you???? :dontknow: :dontknow:

nope...i'm an italian from north jersey

 

[Wifey]

nope...i'm an italian from north jersey

Ahhhhh, then you're right just whack the bastard and get it over with. You're uncle probably has a radiator shop over in Brooklyn with an acid tank out back :elefant: :elefant:

 

[ViperTruck2933]

Treker,
If there was no loss, the chances of getting him prosecuted in federal court is slim. The best agency to contact for identity theft is The Social Security Administration, Office of Inspector General. In most venues they are the agency who heads Identity Theft Task Force Operations. I would contact them, as they can look into it and see if the person has committed other offenses in which there were losses.

Good luck.