If this is anyone here my prayer go out to you

[mauiSRT/10]

You betcherass it's stolen.......NOW....:dontknow:

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"Yeah I was home watching Jeopardy on the tv Mr. Officer"!!!! LOL ......."the bruises sir?...... I ah....tripped over the dog and fell down the stairs sir"!!!!


patrick

 

[Prof]

Or maybe: "Well officer, you see, I was in a hurry and didn't put on my driving shoes...."

 

[Wifey]

Or maybe: "Well officer, you see, I was in a hurry and didn't put on my driving shoes...."

I see you got a good first half a night's sleep Roy :rock:

 

[Prof]

Yup, up at the crack of dawn (dawn in the UK).

 

[Wifey]

You still have round two before it's all over though

 

[Wifey]

He must be angry - our stars are missing

Nitey Nitey Roy, I hope at least one bed bug bites :elefant: :elefant:

 

[Silverback]

Or maybe: "Well officer, you see, I was in a hurry and didn't put on my driving shoes...."

BITE ME ROY.

:rock:

 

[Prof]

BITE ME ROY.

:rock:

"If the shoe fits..."

Hell I could go on forever!

 

[MUTT]

prof and silver, this is the funniest thread in a while! i cant believe you are gonna let prof have the last word...whats up with that, dad?

 

[Prof]

I think he has left for work...probably has his driving shoes on too.

 

[Prof]

Hey John, have you heard about the new lesbian tennis shoe called "Dyke"? It has an extra long tongue and it only takes one finger to get it off ...

 

[Prof]

Oh and the next time a cop stops you tell him that you own the Chinese shoe store called: 'WE DO SHOE', and that your friend Roy has a competing store across the street called: 'SHOE DO WE'

 

[Prof]

Roy says: John, if the dyke shoe is too tight try pulling the long tongue out..."

John says: "Well, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth."

 

[Halligan]

LMAO prof - good stuff right there.

 

[Silverback]

LMAO prof - good stuff right there.

I must say, he's doing well for a guy that can't get it up.

I'm assuming that is why he has all this time on his hands.

And damnit Roy, I'm just kidding.

 

[Prof]

Can't get it up!!!!????

I may have perpetual wood (maybe petrified???) for all I know...can't find it to check it out! But I will keep looking...

 

[Silverback]

Can't get it up!!!!????

I may have perpetual wood (maybe petrified???) for all I know...can't find it to check it out! But I will keep looking...

And just so you know, I think you are full of shit when you say that. You look young and healthy to me.

And not that way Mikey.