Important safety tip for all guys...

[Texas Yellow Fever]

Christmas is coming...make a note.

http://media.putfile.com/paverdownes_wm_hi_1

 

[Silverback]

All I know is that last year I got busy and had to give my wife an IOU for Christmas. Ended up costing me eight grand for a new wedding ring.

 

[Django]

-----------------Formula for Satisfied Wifey Gift Giving------------------

Ask her to make a list of ALL the things she wants for Christmas....

Start buying with the #1 item you can afford and work your way down the list 'til ya run out'a money......

If possible, just buy every item on the list.....

Here endeth the lesson.....

Yours Truly,

Successful Santa

PS,

Last Christmas we gave all our spousal gift monies to charity.... That's the best.

 

[ntw0rk]

-----------------Formula for Satisfied Wifey Gift Giving------------------

Ask her to make a list of ALL the things she wants for Christmas....

Start buying with the #1 item you can afford and work your way down the list 'til ya run out'a money......

If possible, just buy every item on the list.....

Here endeth the lesson.....

Yours Truly,

Successful Santa

PS,

Last Christmas we gave all our spousal gift monies to charity.... That's the best.

OR....

Marry a Jehovahs Witness like I did!!

They don't celebrate Christmas. If I buy her something she gets offended.
Of course this also means that I don't get a Christmas gift either. But I make up for it by buying myself presents throughout the year!!!

 

[Texas Yellow Fever]

All I know is that last year I got busy and had to give my wife an IOU for Christmas. Ended up costing me eight grand for a new wedding ring.

Let that be a lesson...

 

[Django]

OR....

Marry a Jehovahs Witness like I did!!

They don't celebrate Christmas. If I buy her something she gets offended.
Of course this also means that I don't get a Christmas gift either. But I make up for it by buying myself presents throughout the year!!!

Just buy her the unauthorized biography of Charles Taze Russell....

That ought'a do the trick for ya................

But whatever you do...DO NOT send her to this website....NEVER.............!!!

http://www.geocities.com/heartland/2919/russell.html

SD

 

[ntw0rk]

Hahahaha!!!!



You are a wise man SD!