Intoxicated Vocabulary!!

[supercar1of1]

Intoxicated Vocabulary

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd hate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

 

[Turtle]

That's funny!!

Okay here's a definition I pulled from the dictionary:

HUNG OVER, (Adj). Suffering from near death like state, often catatonic and always with a pounding headache. Unbalanced with no sense of humour. Needs total silence and another drink!

 

[Silverback]

Hell, I can't say most of them when sober.

 

[HOT RAM]

Hell, I can't say most of them when sober.

Hahahahahaha


I thought the same thing

 

[eddie102870]

you ought to try reading them when your drunk

 

[Silverback]

you ought to try reading them when your drunk

So, how did you do?:dontknow:

 

[eddie102870]

not to good

 

[Silverback]

not to good

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[Django]

I haven't been drunk since 1970...................Alcohol never was my thing.

Can you say "evapotranspiration"...... of course you can.

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