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Investment Tips for 2007
For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so
that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for
these mergers in 2007:
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace
Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2. Poly gram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge
and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
5. Federal Express is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and
become: FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell
Honeychild!
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.
8. Knott's Berry Farm and the National Organization for Women will become:
Knott NOW!
And finally,
9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang!
For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so
that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for
these mergers in 2007:
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace
Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2. Poly gram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge
and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
5. Federal Express is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and
become: FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell
Honeychild!
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.
8. Knott's Berry Farm and the National Organization for Women will become:
Knott NOW!
And finally,
9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang!
