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VIPER POWERED
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making
love to a very attractive young woman. "You disrespectful pig!" she cried.
"How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children!
I'm leaving you. I want a divorce!" And Paddy (for it was he) replied "Hang
on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened." "Fine, go
ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!" And
Paddy began - "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young
lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless
that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was
very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't
eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has the same pair." Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, "Please ... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"
love to a very attractive young woman. "You disrespectful pig!" she cried.
"How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children!
I'm leaving you. I want a divorce!" And Paddy (for it was he) replied "Hang
on just a minute luv, so at least I can tell you what happened." "Fine, go
ahead", she sobbed, " but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!" And
Paddy began - "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young
lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless
that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was
very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't
eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has the same pair." Here Paddy took a quick breath and continued - "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, "Please ... do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"
