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An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his help in
reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra? Asks the doctor.
"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin".
"Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra. Drop it
into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a
week to let me know how things went"
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as
to progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph! T'was horrid. Just
terrible, doctor!"
"Really? What happened" asked the doctor?
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was
almost immediate. He jumped his self straight up, with a twinkle in his eye
and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent
the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and
took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the
table top! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband
provided wasn't good"?
"Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed! 'Twas the best sex I've
had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me
face in Starbuck's again".
reviving her husband's libido.
"What about trying Viagra? Asks the doctor.
"Not a chance", she said. "He won't even take an aspirin".
"Not a problem", replied the doctor. "Give him an Irish Viagra. Drop it
into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a
week to let me know how things went"
It wasn't a week later that she called the doctor, who directly inquired as
to progress.
The poor dear exclaimed, "Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph! T'was horrid. Just
terrible, doctor!"
"Really? What happened" asked the doctor?
"Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee and the effect was
almost immediate. He jumped his self straight up, with a twinkle in his eye
and with his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent
the cups and tablecloth flying, ripped me clothes to tatters and
took me then and there, making wild, mad, passionate love to me on the
table top! It was a nightmare, I tell you, an absolute nightmare!"
"Why so terrible?" asked the doctor, "Do you mean the sex your husband
provided wasn't good"?
"Oh, no, no, no, doctor, the sex was fine indeed! 'Twas the best sex I've
had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin' here, I'll never be able to show me
face in Starbuck's again".
