IT`S SOOOOOO HOT IN FLORIDA

[01VIPERGTS/ACR]

The birds have to use potholders> to pull worms out of the ground.
>
> The trees are whistling for the dogs.
>
> The best parking place is determined
>
> by shade instead of distance.
>
> Hot water now comes out of both taps.
>
> You can make sun tea instantly.
>
> You learn that a seat belt buckle
> makes a pretty good branding iron.
>
> The temperature drops below 95 F (35 C)
> and you feel a little chilly.
>
> You discover that in August
> it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
>
> You discover that you can get
> sunburned through your car window.
>
> You actually burn your hand
> opening the car door.
>
> You break into a sweat
> the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
>
> Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is,
> "What if I get knocked out
> and end up lying on the pavement
> and cook to death?"
>
> You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
>
> The potatoes cook underground,
> so all you have to do is pull one out
> and add butter, salt and pepper.
>
> Farmers are feeding their chickens
> crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
>
> The cows are giving evaporated milk.

 

[Black1]

Ain't that the TRUTH!

 

[Silverback]

Nope. None of those problems here.

 

[Brat]

good ones Dennis.

 

[6pakattack]

And the originator of this thread is full of hot air !!!

 

[Brat]

And the originator of this thread is full of hot air !!!

you are correct sir.:rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :elefant:

 

[01VIPERGTS/ACR]

And the originator of this thread is full of hot air !!!

have i told you lately dennis???:thefinger: :thefinger: :thefinger:

 

[Brat]

have i told you lately dennis???:thefinger: :thefinger: :thefinger:

now thats not very nice. :elefant: :elefant:

 

[01VIPERGTS/ACR]

now thats not very nice. :elefant: :elefant:

:thefinger: :thefinger: :thefinger: to you to earl.

 

[Brat]

:thefinger: :thefinger: :thefinger: to you to earl.

thanks for thinking of me. :elefant:

 

[GILMO'S10]

U got that right.Lows in the 80's @ 6:00 am!! WTF is going on around here!!
Must be all them highhorsepower trucks eating up the o zone!! O well it is what it is.God I love living in florida!!

 

[Django]

All great ones..........

I spent 6 weeks there in August........... Didn't care for it much....

No offense to Floridians... Just too hot and humid for this dego....

D

 

[GILMO'S10]

All great ones..........

I spent 6 weeks there in August........... Didn't care for it much....

No offense to Floridians... Just too hot and humid for this dego....

D

yeah you get used to it after awhile.!!!!

 

[Hamrhead]

The birds have to use potholders> to pull worms out of the ground.
>
> The trees are whistling for the dogs.
>
> The best parking place is determined
>
> by shade instead of distance.
>
> Hot water now comes out of both taps.
>
> You can make sun tea instantly.
>
> You learn that a seat belt buckle
> makes a pretty good branding iron.
>
> The temperature drops below 95 F (35 C)
> and you feel a little chilly.
>
> You discover that in August
> it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.
>
> You discover that you can get
> sunburned through your car window.
>
> You actually burn your hand
> opening the car door.
>
> You break into a sweat
> the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.
>
> Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is,
> "What if I get knocked out
> and end up lying on the pavement
> and cook to death?"
>
> You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
>
> The potatoes cook underground,
> so all you have to do is pull one out
> and add butter, salt and pepper.
>
> Farmers are feeding their chickens
> crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
>
> The cows are giving evaporated milk.

And Vipers aren't exactly known for having 'cool' interiors either.

 

[01VIPERGTS/ACR]

And Vipers aren't exactly known for having 'cool' interiors either.

you got that right!:rock: i will say that after the tint job it is a hell of alot better.the owner of my company likes my car(and me of course ) so much,i park it in the building all day...it`s nice not being baked all day.:rock:

 

[TheSickness]

Buncha Vaginas LOLOOLOL It's 10:33 pm here and it's 107 Bwahahahahaa

 

[Hamrhead]

Buncha Vaginas LOLOOLOL It's 10:33 pm here and it's 107 Bwahahahahaa

But you don't have to deal with too much freakin' Humidity out your way. Which is what really kicks yer ass.:eviltongue:

 

[TheSickness]

But you don't have to deal with too much freakin' Humidity out your way. Which is what really kicks yer ass.:eviltongue:

Yeah what was I thinking with it being Monsoon season....Yup drier than a popcorn fart we are