Jehovah Witnesses

[OCBob]

Two Jehovah Witnesses were going door to door. They knocked on
Tammy's door. Tammy clearly was not happy to see them. She
told them in no uncertain terms she did not want to hear their
message and then slammed the door in their faces.

To Tammy's surprise, the door did not close. In fact, it bounced
back open. Seeing the two Jehovah Witnesses at the door frustrated
her. She stormed back to the door and flung it shut.

But the door still didn't close. Furious, she grabbed the door with
two hands and shoved it as hard as she could. But again, the door
wouldn't shut.

Convinced one of these rude Jehovah Witnesses was sticking a foot in
the door, she reared back to give the door a slam that would really
teach them a lesson.

Just then, one of the Jehovah Witnesses said, "Ma'am, before you do
that again, you might want to move your cat."

 

[Silverback]

Oop's

Good one Bob.

 

[Brat]

funny one there Bob.

 

[ntw0rk]

Now there's a JW joke I think even my wife would think was funny!!

 

[silversrt]

Now there's a JW joke I think even my wife would think was funny!!

Let me guess, your wife is a witness?

 

[ntw0rk]

Let me guess, your wife is a witness?

Ooooooh! You're good!

 

[silversrt]

Thats too funny.I can relate since I grew up a JW.
I did not want to continue as an adult.Too many concepts that I dont agree on.

 

[ntw0rk]

Thats too funny.I can relate since I grew up a JW.
I did not want to continue as an adult.Too many concepts that I dont agree on.

Yeah, I couldn't do it! She has asked me to go to assemblies and stuff, but has never tried to convert me. We just agree to disagree with some stuff.
My biggest heart burn with the whole thing is the No Blood card she carries with her! I try to understand, but I just can't!

 

[Brat]

bro. i was raised a Witness,and my father is an elder,and i guess deep down inside i still believe in the things i was taught.

 

[ntw0rk]

I hear ya, I hear ya...

 

[Django]

When I lived in Aspen, Colo. I had a foolproof method of dealing with the J dubs....

I'd answer the door buck naked with a joint in my mouth.....

"Oh, Hi.............!!... Are you folks Jehovah's Witnesses.......?....Well, Hell come on in...."

They never did accept my gracious invitation.........

SD

 

[Brat]

When I lived in Aspen, Colo. I had a foolproof method of dealing with the J dubs....

I'd answer the door buck naked with a joint in my mouth.....

"Oh, Hi.............!!... Are you folks Jehovah's Witnesses.......?....Well, Hell come on in...."

They never did accept my gracious invitation.........

SD

hell Tim a would accept your invitation,i like a good joint and i know you would have some killer shit.