Begood
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A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Sheriff's Deputy.
> He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that
> he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and
> have some fun at the deputies expense...
> Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
> Lawyer says, "What for?"
> Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign "
> Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
> Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
> registration, please."
> Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
> Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop,
> that s the law. License and registration, please!"
> Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
> down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give
> me the ticket, if not, you let me go and don't give me a ticket."
> Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
> At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating
> the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to
> stop or just slow down?"
Bill.
> He thinks that he is smarter than the Deputy because he is sure that
> he has a better education. He decides to prove this to himself and
> have some fun at the deputies expense...
> Deputy says, "License and registration, please."
> Lawyer says, "What for?"
> Deputy says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign "
> Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."
> Deputy says, "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License and
> registration, please."
> Lawyer says, "What's the difference?"
> Deputy says, "The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop,
> that s the law. License and registration, please!"
> Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow
> down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give
> me the ticket, if not, you let me go and don't give me a ticket."
> Deputy says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir."
> At this point, the deputy takes out his nightstick and starts beating
> the ever-loving crap out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to
> stop or just slow down?"
Bill.
