Texas Yellow Fever
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A fellow checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and was a bit
>lonely so he thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised in
>the phone books under "Escorts and Massages". He opened the phone book
>to an ad for a girl calling herself Erotique, a lovely girl, bending
>over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right
>places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up.
>You know the kind... So he is in his room and figures, what the hell,
>he gives her a call.
>
>"Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy!
>
>"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my
>room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in
>town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it
>hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long.
>You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got
>in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up,
>cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby.
>Now, how does that sound?"
>
>She says, "That sounds fantastic; But for an outside line you need to
>press 9".
>lonely so he thought he'd get one of those girls you see advertised in
>the phone books under "Escorts and Massages". He opened the phone book
>to an ad for a girl calling herself Erotique, a lovely girl, bending
>over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right
>places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up.
>You know the kind... So he is in his room and figures, what the hell,
>he gives her a call.
>
>"Hello?" the woman says. God she sounded sexy!
>
>"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my
>room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in
>town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it
>hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long.
>You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got
>in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up,
>cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby.
>Now, how does that sound?"
>
>She says, "That sounds fantastic; But for an outside line you need to
>press 9".
