Texas Yellow Fever
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One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for
>>a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman,
>>salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
>>
>>But little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher
>>prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a
>gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put
>money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go
>home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
>>
>>The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
>>children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask
>>him, "Is that really true about your father?"
>>
>>"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is
>helping to secure the nomination of Hillary Clinton, but I was too
>embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
>>a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman,
>>salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth.
>>
>>But little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher
>>prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a
>gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put
>money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go
>home with some guy and stay with him all night for money."
>>
>>The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
>>children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask
>>him, "Is that really true about your father?"
>>
>>"No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and is
>helping to secure the nomination of Hillary Clinton, but I was too
>embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
