Kryptonite

[Kevan]

I was talking with my buddy (a Smart car owner) and told him all about the Mopar Nationals. I said, "Here's some kryptonite for the Smart forums...." and sent him some links to the pics and video of the weekend.

He sent these back:

Touche'!

 

[TheSickness]

Bunch Tree huggin Salad eaters

 

[ViperJeff]

Looks like a down payment on a coffin to me. can you imagine hitting a bicycle at 10 mph it that

 

[OCBob]

I don't know, cut the top off of one of them and it would be a blast jamming around town. Don't think I would try the freeway though.

 

[TheSickness]

I don't know, cut the top off of one of them and it would be a blast jamming around town. Don't think I would try the freeway though.

It's all yours drive it like it was stolen and has 26 horsepower...Pedal to the plastic..........Yeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaaw :rock:

 

[Get Bit]

With a StageII they will bark them hard when shifting from 8- 12 volts :rock:

 

[TheSickness]

With a StageII they will bark them hard when shifting from 8- 12 volts :rock:

Maybe we could get a STS kit for it Naw it would prolly fry the #5 cell :dontknow:

 

[Silverback]

I think I would just eat a bullet first.

 

[Get Bit]

I think I would just eat a bullet first.

LOL, Yes, I would rather take the short bus, just like i did in school.

 

[DenOfThievz]

LOL - Y'all are killing me!! ...bark 'em 8-12v, burn the #5 cell, this is hilarious sh!t!

 

[TheSickness]

LOL, Yes, I would rather take the short bus, just like i did in school.

Sorry I used to flick your ears during the assembly.....Oh and all the lunch money I took I am now Tard friendly....Just look at this site and the Tard's that inhabit it....I am reformed :rock:

 

[Get Bit]

Sorry I used to flick your ears during the assembly.....Oh and all the lunch money I took I am now Tard friendly....Just look at this site and the Tard's that inhabit it....I am reformed :rock:

That is ok, I made up for it when I was making out with your girlfriend during recess.

 

[TheSickness]

That is ok, I made up for it when I was making out with your girlfriend during recess.

Dude That was not my Girlfriend That was the school mascott Billy:2in1:

 

[Django]

I think we need to figure a way to put a 1000 hp Venom motor in it....:dontknow: :rock: :burnout:

SD

 

[Get Bit]

Dude That was not my Girlfriend That was the school mascott Billy:2in1:

Dude, that is not Billy, that looks more like your twin sister.

 

[Get Bit]

I think we need to figure a way to put a 1000 hp Venom motor in it....:dontknow: :rock: :burnout:

SD

I do not think the fellow Smart Car / Tree hugger owners would see the humor in a 1000 hp Venom Smart car when it smokes while sitting at the stop light.

 

[TheSickness]

Dude, that is not Billy, that looks more like your twin sister.

No dude I understand completely...The beatings for drooling to much and the sadistic taint lashing at the hands of Tyrannical Punjabi Ice cream vendors, what a horrible life..Once a Trad always a Tard :damnmate: :embarassed: :embarassed:

 

[VNM PWRD]

Like the smart Car but feeling a little limp with it’s stock 60hp powerplant? Well, not to fear. Peter Bee along with help from the UK’s Seton Racing and tuning shop Z Cars have done a couple of modifications to one to put a little punch into the road-egg.

They just dropped a Suzuki GSXR1000 motorcycle engine into it! Linked with a Cosworth differential, this provides 180 hp with a redline of 13,000 RPM. End result? 0-60 in 4.2 seconds, 1/4 mile in 12.4 seconds and it tops out at 132mph.

Thinking that might be a little too much for the dinky little car? Think again. According to Jalopnik, “It nearly matched a Mistubishi Evo FQ-330 in an Autosport Magazine head-to-head test.”

[via Treehugger]

 

[Prof]

NO! NO!! NO!!!

This is the new market for Sean Roe and his twin screw top mount supercharger

 

[Kevan]

Like the smart Car but feeling a little limp with it’s stock 60hp powerplant? Well, not to fear. Peter Bee along with help from the UK’s Seton Racing and tuning shop Z Cars have done a couple of modifications to one to put a little punch into the road-egg.

They just dropped a Suzuki GSXR1000 motorcycle engine into it! Linked with a Cosworth differential, this provides 180 hp with a redline of 13,000 RPM. End result? 0-60 in 4.2 seconds, 1/4 mile in 12.4 seconds and it tops out at 132mph.

Thinking that might be a little too much for the dinky little car? Think again. According to Jalopnik, “It nearly matched a Mistubishi Evo FQ-330 in an Autosport Magazine head-to-head test.â€￾

[via Treehugger]

Ask and you shall receive:

http://www.smartuki.com/video.html

Too funny.