From "Live, from Cape Canaveral":
During the Cape’s early days, humor lightened long workdays. Practical jokes were the in thing, and the astronauts quarterbacked most of them.
About 30 miles south of the Cape’s launch pad row, Jim Rathmann ran the local Chevrolet dealership. He was a world class Race Car driver who was the 1960 winner of the Indianapolis 500. He was really cut from the same cloth as the astronauts with the only difference Rathmann did his speed on the ground instead of in the air. He worked out a deal with General Motors to give the Mercury Seven new Corvettes. Of course, such a arrangement would not be tolerated today by NASA but in 1960 Jim Rathmann sold General Motors on the fact the public relations and advertising benefits would more than offset the cost, and the guys happily hopped into a strong friendship with Rathmann and his hot ‘Vettes.
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Competition was mother’s milk for the astronauts. They had to see who could get the most speed out of anything they flew, drove, sailed, or pedaled and each astronaut’s personal Corvette was at the top of the list. After a full day of training, they would set up drag races on the long, and deserted road called ICBM row.
Cooper, Grissom, and Shepard were an unholy trio on the asphalt. They’d line up and burn rubber down the straight road by the rockets and gantries sending rabbits, deer, wild hogs, but more importantly, traffic cops running through the sand dunes.
At first, there was this Barney Fife wannabe who was determined to give the astronauts tickets. The Mercury Seven, and those who had gathered to watch the fun, regarded this deserted and restricted road as none of his business. They took his ticket book and ripped it to pieces. Gordo decided to eat a few pages while the others undressed the “Rent-A-Cop†and threw him and his pistol and his badge and his uniform into the surf. Next they drove his patrol car deep into the sand where it took two wreckers to get it out. It was a great way to get rid of the tension that built up during the long work hours, and the polite astronauts, thanked the Barney Fife wannabe for the good fun.
The traffic cop matter was soon dropped because the U.S. Attorney had the final say on federal property and it seems that he had married the sister of one of those involved. The ticket writer was invited to leave the Cape. He found a ticket writing vacancy in the Cocoa Beach Police Department.
Only days had passed when the same traffic cop found himself in another donnybrook with the feds.
Air Police with Thompson submachine guns were escorting an urgently needed secret missile unit through Cocoa Beach at about 3:00 in the morning. The speed limit was 35, but the urgently needed freight was moving about 50 along deserted A1A. Barney Fife pulled the escorted truck over and began writing the driver a ticket. The Air Police ordered him to step aside and Barney Fife decided to draw his big bad 38. The clicking sounds of rounds going into the barrels of the Thompsons persuaded him to rethink his action.
As the story goes, the John Wayne of space coast traffic cops decided his talents could best be used in the backwaters of Louisiana. He wasn’t missed, and the drag races continued without further interruption.
We reporters weren’t permitted on federal property to witness these races, but some of us got them first hand daily. A few years before Alan Shepard passed on, he admitted, “Barbree, there’s no way all the stories that have been told about us can be true. But most of them are good for a laugh.â€
Soon Gordo Cooper was leaving Alan Shepard in the dust at the starting gate of the drags. Alan wasn’t laughing. Fuming he turned to Gus. “What the hell’s going on?â€
Gus grinned. “You’re getting your ass kicked,†he told Alan who drove off disgusted and headed for Rathmann’s Chevrolet.
Jim was in the garage and Shepard went in growling. “There’s something wrong with my car, Jim, you gotta’ do something.â€
“Leave it with me, Alan,†Jim said, smiling.
Rathmann was in on Gordo’s prank, and when Shepard picked up his ‘Vette and tried Gordo again, he lost. He had expected his ‘Vette to be better, but it was even worse. Alan was beginning to smell a rat and he took his ‘Vette in again, even more adamant with Jim that something be done.
Fighter pilots had a tradition of painting swastikas, or rising sun flags for each kill on the side of their cockpits during World War II. When Shepard returned this time, his car had four Volkswagens, and two bicycles painted on its driver’s door. Alan was on his knees laughing. He soon learned the mechanic had changed the rear end ratio on his ‘Vette. This gave him more speed but less pickup. Gordo’s car could out run Shepard’s for about two miles – long enough to win every drag. It was truly a classic “Gotcha.â€
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