A woman was badgering her husband to paint their porch, because it was in dire need of a face lift.
The husband told her he would take care of it over the up-coming weekend. He posted a sign in the yard the said "help wanted".
On Saturday morning a young blonde college student knocked on the door and said, "I am here to help", and pointed at the sign in the yard.
The man said, "I am not sure this is the job for you." She replied, "Mister, I need the money, and I am willing to do whatever I need to do to earn it."
So, he explained to her that he needed his porch painted, and asked how much she would charge for that.
"I will do that for $200", she said.
"Well, that sounds reasonable for the whole porch! Are you sure you understand how big the porch is?"
"Sure!" she said, "I can see it from here!"
So, he agreed, showed her where the paint was, and went out back to relax in the hammock, feeling proud of himself for solving this dilemna!
His wife comes out back and asks why he isn't painting the porch like he promised. "I am!" he said. Then he explained to her about the college student.
"Are you sure that's a good idea?" she asks.
"Of course! Everything will be fine!" he says.
About an hour later, the girl comes around the corner and says she is finished with the painting.
"Finished already?" he asks.
"Sure!" she says. "It wasn't that bad at all!"
"Are you sure that you did the whole porch?" he asks.
"Of course!" she says. "But mister, I gotta tell ya, you've been calling it the wrong thing all this time!"
"Huh?!" he says.
"Well, that isn't a porch sitting out there, that's a Ferrari!"
The husband told her he would take care of it over the up-coming weekend. He posted a sign in the yard the said "help wanted".
On Saturday morning a young blonde college student knocked on the door and said, "I am here to help", and pointed at the sign in the yard.
The man said, "I am not sure this is the job for you." She replied, "Mister, I need the money, and I am willing to do whatever I need to do to earn it."
So, he explained to her that he needed his porch painted, and asked how much she would charge for that.
"I will do that for $200", she said.
"Well, that sounds reasonable for the whole porch! Are you sure you understand how big the porch is?"
"Sure!" she said, "I can see it from here!"
So, he agreed, showed her where the paint was, and went out back to relax in the hammock, feeling proud of himself for solving this dilemna!
His wife comes out back and asks why he isn't painting the porch like he promised. "I am!" he said. Then he explained to her about the college student.
"Are you sure that's a good idea?" she asks.
"Of course! Everything will be fine!" he says.
About an hour later, the girl comes around the corner and says she is finished with the painting.
"Finished already?" he asks.
"Sure!" she says. "It wasn't that bad at all!"
"Are you sure that you did the whole porch?" he asks.
"Of course!" she says. "But mister, I gotta tell ya, you've been calling it the wrong thing all this time!"
"Huh?!" he says.
"Well, that isn't a porch sitting out there, that's a Ferrari!"
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