Subject: Limited Edition - South Jersey Barbies
>
> Barbie Dolls Inc. Announces The Release Today of
> Limited Edition Barbie Dolls for the South Jersey
> Market
>
>
> Voorhees Barbie
> This princess Barbie is only sold at The Promenade (at
> selected stores only). She comes with assortment of
> Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a lapdog and a 2 million
> dollar house. Options include tummy tuck, face lift,
> spa certificates for Tiba, and a workaholic cheating
> husband Dr. Ken.
>
> Williamstown Barbie
> This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with the
> super sized SUV or Ford Windstar minivan, new $250,000
> - $350,000 home in a cookie cutter development, and
> has no full time occupation or secondary education.
> Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately. Optional
> matching gym outfit, PTA Card and cheating police
> officer husband Ken also sold separately.
>
> Lindenwold Barbie
> This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9 mm
> handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a slammed Chevrolet with
> oversized wheels and tinted windows and a Methadone
> Clinic Ken. Also available in a jailbird version with
> orange coveralls.
>
> Cherry Hill Barbie
> This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW sports
> car or a souped up Hummer 2, Starbucks cup, credit
> card and shallow Ken.
>
> Pine Hill Barbie
> This white-trash model comes in Wrangler jeans two
> sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, big hair, a six pack
> of Coors Light and a Hank, Jr. CD set. She can
> spit over 5 feet and she can kick Ken's a$$ when she's
> drunk. A pickup is available with Confederate flag
> bumper stickers.
>
> Atco Barbie
> The Murfreesboro version has a mouth that is firmly
> closed so as not to show her su mmer teeth, Daisy Dukes
> and a half T-shirt that guarantees you can see her
> navel piercing and at least 5 tattoos. Both versions
> swear incessantly and are not recommended for
> children. She is a CCC dropout, and has never made it
> out of what she calls "the rockin' boro".
>
> Gloucester City Barbie
> This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie still has
> not learned that you can't wear high-heeled sandals
> from Payless with no pedicure and without breaking a
> heel and falling while you chase your beer gutted
> mullet wearing boyfriend. Her make-up is dark red lip
> liner with lips covered in a sparkly pink color or no
> fill-in at all. Her ensemble includes low-rise
> acid-washed jeans with assorted colored G-strings that
> stick out the back of her jeans, a white barely-there
> see-through shirt. Her long, layered hair is
> bleached/highlighted and BIG. Accessories include:
> CD-player equipped with Bon Jovi, and a 1996 Camaro
> Z-2 8.
>
> Berlin Barbie
> This Barbie is the same model of Barbie that was
> released in 1982. She comes with shoulder pads,
> dark polyester skirt, white pantyhose and a bad
> haircut. Options include a Rick James T-shirt, Walmart
> purse and outdated shoes.
>
> Vineland Barbie
> This flannel wearing Barbie comes with her own 4-H
> ribbon collection, brown pick up truck and blue eye
> shadow! She's a country girl at heart with cow manure
> odored boots (scratch and sniff the soles for a
> realistic dose of country fun) Cowboy Ken is toothless
> and also clad in red and black flannel check shirt.
>
> Medford Barbie
> This gal is fresh from Eastern Athletic club in her
> perfectly coordinated tennis outfit. She comes with
> bleach blond hair, a Hollywood Tans fake tan, and
> acrylic nails. Accessories include cell phone,
> Murphy's Market card, and "I still think I'm 16"
> halter top and shorts. Lexus SUV with soccer balloon
> the back is also available. (Perfect for toting those
> kids to soccer, football, baseball, basketball, dance,
> music, Girl Scouts, Boy Scouts, track, and
> cheerleading practice.) Million dollar home at the
> Jersey shore sold separately. Optional is crooked
> lawyer Ken sold separately.
>
> Camden Barbie
> This 22 year old crack head Barbie comes with a crew
> of 7 Kelly and Tommy children. She comes with a broken
> down row home that leaks when it rains, a bus pass, a
> welfare check and food stamps. She has no education
> because she had her first little Kelly at 14. Optional
> Ken comes with a parole officer.
>
> Barbie Dolls Inc. Announces The Release Today of
> Limited Edition Barbie Dolls for the South Jersey
> Market
>
>
> Voorhees Barbie
> This princess Barbie is only sold at The Promenade (at
> selected stores only). She comes with assortment of
> Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a lapdog and a 2 million
> dollar house. Options include tummy tuck, face lift,
> spa certificates for Tiba, and a workaholic cheating
> husband Dr. Ken.
>
> Williamstown Barbie
> This trendy homemaker Barbie is available with the
> super sized SUV or Ford Windstar minivan, new $250,000
> - $350,000 home in a cookie cutter development, and
> has no full time occupation or secondary education.
> Traffic jamming cell phone sold separately. Optional
> matching gym outfit, PTA Card and cheating police
> officer husband Ken also sold separately.
>
> Lindenwold Barbie
> This recently paroled Barbie comes with a 9 mm
> handgun, a Ray Lewis knife, a slammed Chevrolet with
> oversized wheels and tinted windows and a Methadone
> Clinic Ken. Also available in a jailbird version with
> orange coveralls.
>
> Cherry Hill Barbie
> This yuppie Barbie comes with choice of a BMW sports
> car or a souped up Hummer 2, Starbucks cup, credit
> card and shallow Ken.
>
> Pine Hill Barbie
> This white-trash model comes in Wrangler jeans two
> sizes too small, a NASCAR shirt, big hair, a six pack
> of Coors Light and a Hank, Jr. CD set. She can
> spit over 5 feet and she can kick Ken's a$$ when she's
> drunk. A pickup is available with Confederate flag
> bumper stickers.
>
> Atco Barbie
> The Murfreesboro version has a mouth that is firmly
> closed so as not to show her su mmer teeth, Daisy Dukes
> and a half T-shirt that guarantees you can see her
> navel piercing and at least 5 tattoos. Both versions
> swear incessantly and are not recommended for
> children. She is a CCC dropout, and has never made it
> out of what she calls "the rockin' boro".
>
> Gloucester City Barbie
> This tobacco chewing, brassy-haired Barbie still has
> not learned that you can't wear high-heeled sandals
> from Payless with no pedicure and without breaking a
> heel and falling while you chase your beer gutted
> mullet wearing boyfriend. Her make-up is dark red lip
> liner with lips covered in a sparkly pink color or no
> fill-in at all. Her ensemble includes low-rise
> acid-washed jeans with assorted colored G-strings that
> stick out the back of her jeans, a white barely-there
> see-through shirt. Her long, layered hair is
> bleached/highlighted and BIG. Accessories include:
> CD-player equipped with Bon Jovi, and a 1996 Camaro
> Z-2 8.
>
> Berlin Barbie
> This Barbie is the same model of Barbie that was
> released in 1982. She comes with shoulder pads,
> dark polyester skirt, white pantyhose and a bad
> haircut. Options include a Rick James T-shirt, Walmart
> purse and outdated shoes.
>
> Vineland Barbie
> This flannel wearing Barbie comes with her own 4-H
> ribbon collection, brown pick up truck and blue eye
> shadow! She's a country girl at heart with cow manure
> odored boots (scratch and sniff the soles for a
> realistic dose of country fun) Cowboy Ken is toothless
> and also clad in red and black flannel check shirt.
>
> Medford Barbie
> This gal is fresh from Eastern Athletic club in her
> perfectly coordinated tennis outfit. She comes with
> bleach blond hair, a Hollywood Tans fake tan, and
> acrylic nails. Accessories include cell phone,
> Murphy's Market card, and "I still think I'm 16"
> halter top and shorts. Lexus SUV with soccer balloon
> the back is also available. (Perfect for toting those
> kids to soccer, football, baseball, basketball, dance,
> music, Girl Scouts, Boy Scouts, track, and
> cheerleading practice.) Million dollar home at the
> Jersey shore sold separately. Optional is crooked
> lawyer Ken sold separately.
>
> Camden Barbie
> This 22 year old crack head Barbie comes with a crew
> of 7 Kelly and Tommy children. She comes with a broken
> down row home that leaks when it rains, a bus pass, a
> welfare check and food stamps. She has no education
> because she had her first little Kelly at 14. Optional
> Ken comes with a parole officer.
