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Carol and Donna, were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat
for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding,
would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss
it over her shoulder or nail it in. Donna, figuring this was
worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails
away?" Carol explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about
half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them
away." Donna got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those
nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"
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Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a
drive-in movie? They had gone to see "Closed for the Winter."
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A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with
the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the
emergency room doctor asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit
suicide," the blonde replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You
tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?" "No, Silly"
the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and then I
thought, 'I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I'm not
shooting myself in the chest." "So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, "I just paid
$3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in
the mouth." "So then?" "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I
thought: "This is going to make a loud noise So I put my finger in
my other ear before I pulled the trigger.
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A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really
bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day
she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a
blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her to go home
and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would
pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees
and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew
a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her blonde roommate saw her \
and asked,
"What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman
had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all
the dents to pop out. The roommate rolled her eyes and said,
"Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first."
for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing down house siding,
would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss
it over her shoulder or nail it in. Donna, figuring this was
worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails
away?" Carol explained, "When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about
half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them
away." Donna got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! Those
nails aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"
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Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death in a
drive-in movie? They had gone to see "Closed for the Winter."
--------------------------------------------------
A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with
the tip of her index finger shot off. "How did this happen?" the
emergency room doctor asked her. "Well, I was trying to commit
suicide," the blonde replied. "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You
tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?" "No, Silly"
the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and then I
thought, 'I just paid $6,000.00 for these implants. I'm not
shooting myself in the chest." "So then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought, "I just paid
$3,000.00 to get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in
the mouth." "So then?" "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I
thought: "This is going to make a loud noise So I put my finger in
my other ear before I pulled the trigger.
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A blonde was driving home after a game and got caught in a really
bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day
she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a
blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her to go home
and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would
pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees
and started blowing into her tailpipe. Nothing happened. So she blew
a little harder, and still nothing happened. Her blonde roommate saw her \
and asked,
"What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman
had instructed her to blow into the tail pipe in order to get all
the dents to pop out. The roommate rolled her eyes and said,
"Uh, like hello! You need to roll up the windows first."
