Tork_MoNsTeR
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> A man returns home a day early from a business trip.
> It's after midnight. While enroute home he asks the
> cabby if he would be a witness.
>
> The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants
> to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.
>
> Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tiptoe into
> the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the
> blanket back and
>
> there is his wife in bed with another man!
>
> The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
>
> The wife shouts, “Don't do it! I lied when I told you
> I inherited money.
>
> HE paid for the SRT-10 I gave you.
>
> HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
>
> HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets .
>
> HE paid for our house at the lake .
>
> HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays
> the monthly dues!â€
>
> Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the
> gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, “What would you
> do?â€
>
> The cabby replies, 'I'd cover his ass with that
> blanket before he catches cold.'
> It's after midnight. While enroute home he asks the
> cabby if he would be a witness.
>
> The man suspects his wife is having an affair and he wants
> to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agrees.
>
> Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tiptoe into
> the bedroom. The husband switches on the lights, yanks the
> blanket back and
>
> there is his wife in bed with another man!
>
> The husband puts a gun to the naked man's head.
>
> The wife shouts, “Don't do it! I lied when I told you
> I inherited money.
>
> HE paid for the SRT-10 I gave you.
>
> HE paid for our new cabin cruiser.
>
> HE paid for your season Pittsburgh Steelers tickets .
>
> HE paid for our house at the lake .
>
> HE paid for our country club membership, and HE even pays
> the monthly dues!â€
>
> Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband lowers the
> gun. He looks over at the cabby and says, “What would you
> do?â€
>
> The cabby replies, 'I'd cover his ass with that
> blanket before he catches cold.'
