supercar1of1
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A Marine and a sailor were sitting in a bar arguing over which was the superior service. After a swig of beer the Marine said, "Well, we had Iwo Jima."
Arching his eyebrows, the sailor replied, "We had the Battle of Midway."
"Not entirely true", responded the Marine. "Some of those pilots were Marines; in fact, Henderson Field on Guadalcanal was named after a Marine pilot killed at the Battle of Midway."
The sailor responded, "Point taken."
The Marine then said, "We Marines were born at Tun Tavern!"
The sailor, nodding agreement, says, "But we had John Paul Jones."
The argument continued until the sailor came up with what he thought would end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he said, "The Navy invented sex!"
The Marine replied, "That's true, but it was the Marines who introduced it to women!"
Arching his eyebrows, the sailor replied, "We had the Battle of Midway."
"Not entirely true", responded the Marine. "Some of those pilots were Marines; in fact, Henderson Field on Guadalcanal was named after a Marine pilot killed at the Battle of Midway."
The sailor responded, "Point taken."
The Marine then said, "We Marines were born at Tun Tavern!"
The sailor, nodding agreement, says, "But we had John Paul Jones."
The argument continued until the sailor came up with what he thought would end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he said, "The Navy invented sex!"
The Marine replied, "That's true, but it was the Marines who introduced it to women!"