Men vs: Women:

[Django]

A WOMAN'S POEM:



Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's rich and self-employed,

And when I spend, won't be annoyed.

Pull out my chair and hold my hand.

Massage my feet and help me stand.

Oh send a king to make me queen.

A man who loves to cook and clean.

I pray this man will love no other.

And relish visits with my mother.







A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast, nymphomaniac with

big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,

and loves to send me fishing and drinking. This

doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

D

 

[HV SRT]

So true. And somehow I have been with my wife 27 years and I'm only 49.

 

[Brat]

Good one Tim.

 

[Django]

So true. And somehow I have been with my wife 27 years and I'm only 49.

Well done...........

Good one Tim.

It's Lynette's post... She sent it to me....



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[TheSickness]

Just one question here......Why on God's green Earth is Django writting poems to men :dontknow: The guitar shaped pool alone makes me moist

 

[Django]

Just one question here......Why on God's green Earth is Django writting poems to men :dontknow: The guitar shaped pool alone makes me moist

Not to all men, darlin'... Just to you.... :congrats:

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[bclark05]

Well, where do we find one of these angels you speak of?

 

[includemeout]

A WOMAN'S POEM:


A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast, nymphomaniac with

big tits who owns a bar on a golf course, a bar at the yacht club and a yacht

and loves to send me fishing and drinking and owns a Harley Dealership. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

D

Fixed it for ya

 

[Black1]

One of my favorites! :rock: :congrats: :congrats:

Thanks for the chuckle, Timmy.

 

[joemags54]

Wow !!! The Maestro, in a less than serious moment .............OH YEAH! :rock: (good yuk T.)

 

[Django]

Wow !!! The Maestro, in a less than serious moment .............OH YEAH! :rock: (good yuk T.)

Thank God for those moments.......

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