Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college
graduation. They get very drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find
that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can
remember
what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the
electric chair and is asked if she has any last words.
She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in
the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."
They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the
floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her. The second one,
a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from
the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene
on the part of the innocent." They throw ! the switch and again, nothing
happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness
and release her.
Well, the last one (you knew it), a blonde, is strapped in and says,
"Well, I'm from the University of Tennessee and just graduated with a
degree
in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't gonna
electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
graduation. They get very drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find
that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can
remember
what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the
electric chair and is asked if she has any last words.
She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in
the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent."
They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the
floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and release her. The second one,
a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from
the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene
on the part of the innocent." They throw ! the switch and again, nothing
happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness
and release her.
Well, the last one (you knew it), a blonde, is strapped in and says,
"Well, I'm from the University of Tennessee and just graduated with a
degree
in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't gonna
electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in."
But I am all Donkied out after watching Nowwhat and Boomer prove that sometimes animals are more intelligent after all 
