Mexican Virus

[DJCHEROKEE]

BUENOS DIAS!!!

JOU HAVE YUST RECEIBED A MEHICAN BYRUS.

SIN WE NO HABE SO GOOD TECHNIOLOGICALLY ADBANCE IN MEHICO, DEES IS A MANUAL BYRUS.

PLEESE DELETE ALL JOUR FILES ON JOUR HARD-DRIVE JOURSELF AND SEND THEES E-MAIL TO EBERYONE JOU KNOW.

TANK JOU FOR HALPING ME.
JULIO MANUEL JOSE RODRIGUEZ-GARCIA

---MEHECAN HACKAR

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: THATS A FUNNY SH**.......
BUT I WONDER WHY U DID IT W/ CAPS... I THOUGH I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT WRITE W BIG LETTERS:dontknow:

 

[YellowFever]

Half of me understood the post and is highly offended....the other half is laughing its ass off at the other one

Now that is funny

Jeff

 

[OCBob]

Half of me understood the post and is highly offended....the other half is laughing its ass off at the other one

Now that's funny Daniel LOL. Just think about how my poor kids feel, 1/2 white trash and 1/2 Laotion hehehehe

This is a favorite at my house from King of the Hill

HANK: So, are you Chinese or Japanese?
KAHN: I live in California last twenty years, but first come from Laos.
HANK: Huh?
KAHN: Laos. We Laotian.
BILL: The ocean? What ocean?
KAHN: We are Laotian. From Laos, stupid! It's a landlocked country in Southeast Asia. It's between Vietnam and Thailand, okay? Population 4.7 million.
HANK: So, are you Chinese or Japanese?

 

[VPRPWR]

Now that's funny Daniel LOL. Just think about how my poor kids feel, 1/2 white trash and 1/2 Laotion hehehehe

This is a favorite at my house from King of the Hill

HANK: So, are you Chinese or Japanese?
KAHN: I live in California last twenty years, but first come from Laos.
HANK: Huh?
KAHN: Laos. We Laotian.
BILL: The ocean? What ocean?
KAHN: We are Laotian. From Laos, stupid! It's a landlocked country in Southeast Asia. It's between Vietnam and Thailand, okay? Population 4.7 million.
HANK: So, are you Chinese or Japanese?

I love King of the Hill My favorite quote is from Boomhauer: Yeah man, I tell ya what, man. That dang ol' Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An' lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It's real easy, man.

 

[OCBob]

Dale is friggin funny as hell, they all are. This was another good one:

JOHN FORCE: I can't thank you enough for doing this, Dale. My kids thank you too.
DALE: They're gorgeous, now let's talk turkey. If you want my kidney, I gotta get something in return.
HANK: Dale!
JOHN FORCE: No, it's okay. What can I do for you?
DALE: First off, I reserve the right to call you twenty-four hours a day to prove to people that I know you. I do not play favorites with my organs: if you take my kidney on vacation, my other organs go too. And finally, I want you to put the Dale's Dead-Bug on top of your racer.
JOHN FORCE: That thing's gonna slow me down a bit.
DALE: Not as slow as if you're dead.

 

[Texas Yellow Fever]

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: THATS A FUNNY SH**.......
BUT I WONDER WHY U DID IT W/ CAPS... I THOUGH I WAS THE ONLY ONE THAT WRITE W BIG LETTERS:dontknow:

I didn't type it, I cut and pasted it from an email I got the other day...

 

[VPRPWR]

Hahaha I remember that one....I love the show, it's a cartoon but more like a sitcom, they're like real people just in cartoon...I love it I liked the episode where Hank tells Peggy about the bitch seat on the Harley

 

[OCBob]

Hahaha I remember that one....I love the show, it's a cartoon but more like a sitcom, they're like real people just in cartoon...I love it I liked the episode where Hank tells Peggy about the bitch seat on the Harley

HANK: It just doesn't work that way with biker couples. Lumpy and Pepperoni Sue have a great relationship, and she never rides up front. In fact, the spot behind the driver is called the...er..."bitch seat."
PEGGY: What? So then that makes me a --
HANK: No! It's a motorcycle term, I don't even think it's spelled the same.