Mid Life Crisis

[Texas Yellow Fever]

I was married 25 years. I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey,
25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed
and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm
sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a Hot 25
year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living
in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises....

 

[Silverback]

I was married 25 years. I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey,
25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed
and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blonde.

Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm
sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a Hot 25
year old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living
in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crises....

Wives. No god damn fun at all.

 

[Brat]

that woman has no sence of humor.

 

[Wifey]

Steve did it the right way He married a 25 year old :rock:

 

[Texas Yellow Fever]

Steve did it the right way He married a 25 year old :rock:

HeHeHe...yep. Actually she was 29...

 

[ntw0rk]

Women!!! Can't live with 'em, can't bury 'em in the back yard!

 

[Silverback]

As I tell my wife. If we really had a viable alternative we would hunt them for their pelts. There are good and bad things about the pelts. Nice thing is that the hole in the center allows you to slip them over the saddle horn. Bad thing is they draw flies something terrible.

 

[Wifey]

You know we can bleed for a week without dying, and bury a bone with no dirt!! :star:

 

[Silverback]

You know we can bleed for a week without dying, and bury a bone with no dirt!! :star:

Two more reasons not to trust women.