Midlife Crisis?

[OCBob]

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one
day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."


My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, etc, etc...

 

[DJCHEROKEE]

THAT WAS A GOOD ONE:rofl:

 

[Silverback]

Bob, that is the best one yet.:rock: :rock: I loved it. Wife had to come see what I was laughing my ass off about. She loved it also.

 

[Fast one]

Nice one!
I'm actually looking forward to a mid life crises. Because that's when you get to buy fast cars, fast trucks, motorcycles, boats-whatever tickles your fancy.

 

[Bone]

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one
day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."


My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, etc, etc...

So how is the apartment?!

 

[Wifey]

Haaa - that sounds like the plan Now I know what to get Jerry for our anniversary

 

[Django]

Yeah, sounds exactly like something Lynette would say.... That is if I was foolish enough to pop off like that to her..... "Lynettie Spaghetti" don't take no shit from anyone....

She's pleanty tuff..............

Good conversation material for Divorce Court, Bob....lol...

SD

 

[ViperJeff]

Most people who have been married 25 years know better.....Most

 

[Django]

Most people who have been married 25 years know better.....Most

Good point..... Thankfully it was just a joke....

Otherwise I'd be recommending Bob for F word therapy....:idea:

SD

 

[Prof]

Nice one!
I'm actually looking forward to a mid life crises. Because that's when you get to buy fast cars, fast trucks, motorcycles, boats-whatever tickles your fancy.

So true, but the problem is...our fancy doesn't tickle any more!

 

[Begood]

The term "cheaper to keep her" is VERY true.

Bill.

 

[OCBob]

Good point..... Thankfully it was just a joke....

Otherwise I'd be recommending Bob for F word therapy....:idea:

SD

It has to be a joke, my OL is 25 years old. We won't be having this conversation for another 20 years or so LOL.

 

[Blakewilder]

My mom is def feelng the CHEAPER TO KEEP HIM feeling....aint that some shit! When do you hear of the guy getting alimony?

 

[Begood]

My mom is def feelng the CHEAPER TO KEEP HIM feeling....aint that some shit! When do you hear of the guy getting alimony?

Not in my life.

Bill.

 

[OCBob]

My mom is def feelng the CHEAPER TO KEEP HIM feeling....aint that some shit! When do you hear of the guy getting alimony?

Man, I wish. I wouldn't mind being a himbo LOL.

 

[dallas]

Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one
day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."


My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed, etc, etc...

did you take her offer up on the 'blonde'?