More Cowboy humor...

[Texas Yellow Fever]

Q: What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The DALLAS COWBOYS

Q: What do the DALLAS COWBOYS and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q: How do you keep a DALLAS COWBOY out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in DALLAS in case of a tornado?
A: To TEXAS STADIUM - they never get a touchdown there!

Q: What do you call a DALLAS COWBOY with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why was BILL PARCELS upset when the COWBOYS play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.

Q: What's the difference between the DALLAS COWBOYS and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the DALLAS COWBOYS and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home (and get killed on the road).

 

[Silverback]

Damn Steve. You're being a little hard on them aren't you? :dontknow:

 

[BigRed460]

Damn Steve. You're being a little hard on them aren't you? :dontknow:

Nope. They deserve all of that and more...

 

[TheSickness]

:vroam: America's team................:creep: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :thumpdown:

 

[NBT]

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink.
Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.

"Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!"
Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post.

He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?"



The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."