More Hillary humor...

[Texas Yellow Fever]

Man she's taking a beating wiht all these jokes...seems like at least a 1/3 of the ones I get anymore are at her expense...

Hillary Clinton was out jogging one morning along the parkway when she
tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creekbelow.

Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who were
fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful she offered the kids
whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland."

Hillary said, "No problem, I'll take you there on my special Senator's
airplane."

The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."

Hillary said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign
them!!"

The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV
and stereo headset!"

Hillary was a little perplexed by this and said, "But you don't look
like you're handicapped."

The kid said, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from
drowning."

 

[Begood]

So true, I would kill the kid.


Bill.

 

[Silverback]

So true, I would kill the kid.


Bill.

:dito: :dito: :dito:

 

[ViperJeff]

It should carry the death penalty

 

[6pakattack]

That was good,not smart on his part though !!!

 

[wyoramsrt-10]

Here's another one.

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[Silverback]

Not touching that one. Hell, I won't even use the quote function, just in case.

 

[SilvrSRT10]

That's one fish they should have thrown back.

 

[Django]

Those first two were Rockin Ronnie's kids...............

Django

 

[BadBoyM]

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1.mcrodney

 

[Django]

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1.mcrodney

:bawling: :stupid: :eviltongue: :vollkommenauf: :argh: :reddy: :shot: :hmmmm2: :rofl: uke: :fight:

 

[Django]

OK, so lemme moderate myself for just a sec...........

I'd like to just clarify that, YES I am anti Hillary...BUT.

I know there's alotta folks here who aren't conservative libertarians like me.

I'm weird.. I believe in freedom..legalization of all drugs etc... But I don't believe that abortion is a fair price to pay for sexual liberation....OK?

To sum up: If you are a liberal..... If you intend to vote for liberals and their causes... I'm not gonna dislike you or get into a shit-storm over it.... It isn't worth ruining the fraternity we have here..... I hope we are friends dispite our political differences....

More than anything, I'm anti politics.

We need fewer politicians and alot more statesmen.

All politicians are lying scum.. The only difference between left and right is the tenor of their lies.

Peace out,

Django