My New Car

Hamrhead

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No not really. It's just a joke, but kinda funny:


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MY NEW CAR. . .

I bought a new Lexus 350 and returned to the dealer the next day
complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
"Watch this!", he said, "Nelson"! The Radio replied,
"Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!", he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the
speakers.

Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My
Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,
"Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music and if I said,
"Beatles," I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car,
but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "Ass Holes!"

Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane
Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie
Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on
harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill
Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on scotch.

Damn, I LOVE this car!:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
nice

very funny especially the ted kennedy stab at the end. wish we could get them all in a room and firebomb them
 
chase said:
very funny especially the ted kennedy stab at the end. wish we could get them all in a room and firebomb them
lmao...:rofl: :rofl:

I guess it doesn't hurt to wish...:dontknow: :D :s:
 

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