Need ideas for a halloween costume...

[EMT/SRT]

...my wife and I are attending a Halloween party this year but we HAVE to wear a costume. I have searched the net and just haven't found something that would make people laugh all night. Please, if you have any suggestions I would appreciate them. TIA!

 

[badmood]

Dress your wife up as a pumpkin and you wear a shirt that is stained in orange and has pumpkin seeds all over it. Now the funny part on the shirt write peter peter pumpkin eater. My wife and I did that several year back and everyone loved it.

 

[badmood]

One thing I'm a Firefighter and it was a group of couples I work with.

 

[amtrucker22]

Dress your wife up as a pumpkin and you wear a shirt that is stained in orange and has pumpkin seeds all over it. Now the funny part on the shirt write peter peter pumpkin eater. My wife and I did that several year back and everyone loved it.

LOL

 

[EMT/SRT]

That is hilarious! Thanks. This will also be a group of FF's and EMS personnel and LEO.

 

[badmood]

It will be a hit you know FF, and LEO are little off and have a good sense of humor.

 

[EMT/SRT]

We have to to keep from going insane!

 

[badmood]

So true, so true!!!!!!!

 

[OCBob]

Wear a french maid outfit, I know I would laugh my ass off over that hehehe.

 

[FATJACK]

Go nekked, throw your pecker over your shoulder and go as a gas pump:rock: :rock:

 

[Black1]

 

[FlyingLow]

Get some cardboard boxes and paint them like M&M boxes. She will be plain and you will be with nuts.

 

[Django]

Rent or buy a cat costume.

Then buy a very large plastic tray (like a large cat box) and line it with a yard sized plastic bag. Ater lining the catbox, cut a huge hole in both the bag and the plastic liner... a hole thats large enough for you to step into and bring up to your chest... (You could even use suspenders or something as simple as rope to hold it around your waist.... Then fill the catbox with tootsie rolls of all sizes.... These look like cat poop....

If you wish you could add some kitty litter for effect, but you'd have to keep the tootsie rolls wrapped up or you wouldn't wanna eat them- which is part of the fun.... Maybe just fill the whole catbox with them....

Just a suggestion, but I've seen it done before and it was grossly hysterical....

D

 

[Dominick572]

My costume last year

Its a Donkey and My name is Dominick fitted perfectly.

Picked it up at a local Haloween Outlet.

 

[Turtle]

You could find a light weight nightstand (or make one out of cardboard) - cut a hole in the middle to fit around your waist - put a lamp shade on your head - hot glue an alarm to the "nightstand" - super glue a unwrapped condom to the "nightstand" - glue a wallet to the "nightstand" - go as . . .


a one night stand

 

[Django]

You could find a light weight nightstand (or make one out of cardboard) - cut a hole in the middle to fit around your waist - put a lamp shade on your head - hot glue an alarm to the "nightstand" - super glue a unwrapped condom to the "nightstand" - glue a wallet to the "nightstand" - go as . . .


a one night stand

Very punny............ :congrats: :rock:

D

 

[JRSVIPR]

...my wife and I are attending a Halloween party this year but we HAVE to wear a costume. I have searched the net and just haven't found something that would make people laugh all night. Please, if you have any suggestions I would appreciate them. TIA!

 

[Django]

Major foliage......

D

 

[davo19]

go as ron jeremy.

 

[Begood]

As Dice Clay would say....Mary Mary, quite contrary........

Bill.