New Diet

[Silverback]

This is an old story, but still cute.


I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever
and was in line to check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that
it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the
hospital.

I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car
hit me.

I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.

 

[Texas Yellow Fever]

That's funny right there!!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

[Brat]

thats a good one will have to remember it in case i need at the store.

 

[silversrt]

Did you tell the lady , "Heres your sign?"

 

[ROKTMAN]

If I could lick my balls ,I`d never leave the house.

 

[TUGBOAT TRASH]

now thats funny i dont care who you are. i almost drowned drinking some water now i gotta clean the keyboard and the desk

 

[TheSickness]

Damn Gorillas cant take em anywhere

 

[Begood]

SHIT, I almost spit my beer all over my computer.:rofl:

Bill.

 

[Silverback]

Damn Gorillas cant take em anywhere

Now that you have stated the obvious, what is your point.:dontknow: